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kissing

  • 09-03-1999 11:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1


    Ok I want to remain anonymous for a logical reson read below.

    right I want to get a ladies point of view What do you want from a kiss i know lads just want the tongue, dont say u dont lads but what do ladies want.



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    all depends where your kissing mate wink.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Ahh Kali beat me to it smile.gif

    Actually depends on the person your kissing as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭damo


    Hobbes, dont even bother DONT EVEN BOTHER to pretend that you have ever kissed anyone


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    You've gotta make sweet love down by the fire.....



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Keep this up Damo and I'll start to think you have a crush on me.

    Nice to see your still reading my posts and I'm happily making your sad little life that much more brighter by giving you somewhere to vent all that surpressed sexual tension. tongue.gif

    Only thing that ever kissed you was your family dog, and that's because your parents tied a lamb chop around your neck tongue.gif




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Thats funny because its true.

    bubbles

    bubbles@iol.ie



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    ok lets give mr. an-non-emoose a few decent tips..

    1.) grab your bird and bend her back over and launch down her throat like its feedin time at the zoo.. they always love that smile.gif

    2.) if that fails to win her over just play it smooth like Kharn said .. down by the fire never ever fails to create a good atmosphere of lovin smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭damo


    oh thats good hobbes, MY sad little life?, im not the 40 + year old virgin that plays computer games 23 hours a day(other hour spent eating), that has a disgusting bowl haircut(done possibly by mother)and brings his little camera around to all the quake meets to film everyone, so he has good ****ing material for when he gets home to play with his little quake action toys, and bubbles,bubbles.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    I pity you Damo, it must really be sad being you. I only hope your little rants make you feel that much important. tongue.gif

    [This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited 14-03-99).]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    he well my xgf just left me well i left her but hears what i found out from asking girls what they like

    1 : moist lips

    2: slow

    3: gentle

    if you get that you should be in with a good name if im wrong adra pls point this out to me id be glad to hear it . now im not feeling the greatist so dont mind me but im going to puke ***************************************************************************************************************************************

    lads if you looked at my post pls reply somthing as i need somthing to go on pls ...




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    dont ya hate it when u get nervous (or its a ****y freezing day smile.gif and ur lips are all mad dry and u know its not a good thing and its gonna be bad or someth....its prolly just me.....ahh well

    and damo / hobbes plz stop!! smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    AHH.

    The nervousness is a killer alrite... :/

    Seriously, you ever find that when you're with someone you really, really love, your IQ drops by about 50?

    And your lips go dry (there goes rule number one). And all the wonderful things you thought of saying go out of your head, and you end up just talking about the weather or something as usual, and you end up going home, lying on the bed and going "what a ****in boring ***** my beloved must think I am"? :/

    Still, at least I've never had the "more a hold up than a stick up problem", as one person in my class once did, rather famously and publicly (serve the silly gyet right for doing it in a hay barn with the local slut and 3 other fellas in the "queue"...)

    Ja na,
    Shin-chan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ChRoMe99


    ok best thing to get into it is not to hug her but put your hands on her hips. Then when playing tonsil tenis take her thouge GENTLY GENTLY GENTLY between your teeth and drag it through again i must stress gently. I dunno about other girls it drives rosion mad though.

    Least i'm good at something

    ChR "Learned kissing from watching James bond films" oMe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    u sad sad ****eur eam0 smile.gif

    ahahahhahaaaahaahaaa

    ps isnt it just a bit difficult to hug and kiss at same time? hands on hips werks!
    and ur still hung up over ro..bahh smile.gif

    /me whacks eam0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    Have to ahree with Kharn, has to be down by the fire!! this is more of a PI issue tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭Bluetonic


    j1smithy wrote: »
    Have to ahree with Kharn, has to be down by the fire!! this is more of a PI issue tbh
    Any chance you could have dug up an older post?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    Bluetonic wrote: »
    Any chance you could have dug up an older post?

    I already did :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    All ladies want a drop of the hand, any that say otherwise are lying to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Are those smilies broken for anyone else?

    :p:) :pac: :confused::D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    What I find disturbing is that to drag up this post j1smithy must have been searching for 'Kharn + kissing'. :eek:

    Now that's an odd search.

    (Sorry Dav but it is!)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    What I find disturbing is that to drag up this post j1smithy must have been searching for 'Kharn + kissing'. :eek:

    Now that's an odd search.

    (Sorry Dav but it is!)
    ...........................wow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,699 ✭✭✭Brian


    Thread necrophilia..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion




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