The Three Buttons

BEAT · 22-08-2002 1:36pm #1

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush were meting in Baghdad. George noticed 3 buttons on the side of saddam's chair. After a few minutes saddam pressed the first button. A boxing glove sprung out and punched Bush in the face. Confused, Bush continued talking. Soon, the second button was pressed. This time a boot came out and kicked Bush in the shin. Saddam laughed, and again Bush carried on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger isue of peace. But when the third button was pressed and another boot came out and kicked Bush in the Privates, he finally had enough. "I'm going home!" he told the Iraqui. Two weeks later, Saddam flew to the USA. As the two men sat down, Saddam noticed 3 buttons on George's chair. They began talking and Bush pressed the first button. Saddam ducked, but nothing happened. George snickered. A few seconds later, he pressed the second button. Saddam jumped, but again nothing happened. When the third button was pressed, Saddam jumped again, and again nothing happens. "forget this," said Saddam. "i'm going back to Baghdad!"
Bush replied, " what Baghdad?"