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My Porn Name, with a scantly clad lady to greet you

  • 21-08-2002 11:31pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    My Porn Name

    Gone Shootin :

    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Marcus Hammer


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Looks pretty random to me : Hands Roma


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Wilhelm Pike


    they could have made up better porn names


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭mayhem#


    Brock Vellhung
    ;-))


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭incubus


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Chaz Holder


    hmmm......:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Vic Rhodes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Blake Rock


    charming..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    Brett Stone or Colt Colby if you take my full name


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Busty Breeze.... apparently....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Zane Poker....


    Now, where did I leave my deed poll application :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭bombidol


    I got the best one ever!

    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Johnny Montana


    Hey.... Forget about it!...:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Harmo


    Mines Brick Hammer weird name :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    i got 'Ryan Montana'
    beats Johnny Montana any day:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Daisy Silk


    Nothing special really... I prefer the first pet's name and mother's maiden name way of doing it.
    I was at a porn star theme birthday party once and we worked out the names that way and all worn name badges.
    The guys names were hilarious, among them we had Bimbo Daly and Suzy Rigby, and my favourites, two brothers whose mother's maiden is pronounced 'fuk' (it's Chinese) and their first pets were two dogs called Lucky and Tiny!
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭bombidol


    Theres NO WAY that Ryan Montana beats Johnny Montana man!!! You're just jealus!:p :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Dirk Moneyshot. Phear.

    You don't want to KNOW what mercury_tilt's name comes back as...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Awww sweeet!

    Raquel Diamond is me.
    All bow before me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Theres NO WAY that Ryan Montana beats Johnny Montana man!!! You're just jealus!
    yarrr, tis true:(
    Nothing special really... I prefer the first pet's name and mother's maiden name way of doing it.
    kewl, fat kidd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Brett Woods



    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭LoBo


    definitely prefer the pet-name & mother's maiden name system:

    Maxx Silke.

    That generater gave me Dolph Savage... not as fun :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    You usually get better results if you combine pets name and the name of the road you grew up on:
    Missy Charleston

    Take it :)


    (rofl @ Fat Kidde :) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    ohhhh errrr! Tannen Reeves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Ginger Cheeks


    eh ok so!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    All the laaaaydies can't wait for "Ben Cassidy" to arrive. *cue cheesy pr0n musak* Cos "Ben Cassidy"'s got lots of luuuuurve to give.

    *skip all the hot hardcore action with "plot" and "script"*

    "Ben Cassidy" rides off into the sunset leaving the laaaaydies satisfied.






    amp: who really would use the above name if he ever got into the pr0n film industry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Johnny Longfella

    1 out of 2 ain't bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Berger


    ummm Corey Daniels :eek: .....sounds like a name from Dawsons Creek or somthing... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭JOOROWNED


    Dirk Vellhung


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,592 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Colt Strong. Ooh er.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Dirk Coxx


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  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    Full Name = Troy Throb

    Nickname = KC Mannetti

    How very interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    Gunther Poker



    arn't the mothers maiden name ones a scam, for identification purposed with credit cards??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:
    Harry Mannetti

    Or If I use my real name: Brock Yates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Ryan Hardcore


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Nikki Lick

    thats what i get when i pick random...here's what I get when I enter my actual name:

    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    April Foxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 857 ✭✭✭Corega


    Originally posted by Shinji
    Dirk Moneyshot. Phear.

    You don't want to KNOW what mercury_tilt's name comes back as...

    Mine was Wes Moneyshot. I hope me and Shinji are'nt related in the porn world :(. Zoe Storm was my other half's name :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    Puck --> Buck Carrington... eh?

    Robin Goodfellow --> Brick Cummings ... better!

    Real Name --> Vic Longfella... grand!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    nick - Clay Burns

    real - Devin Pike


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭TacT


    Devin Throb (1st name only)
    Rex Mannetti (1st and 2nd name)
    Tanner Steele (1st middle and family name)

    King Vellhung (1st name as gaeilge)
    Wex Mannetti (1st and 2nd name as gaeilge)
    Lord Winters (1st middle and family name as gaeilge)

    family name in french - Brock/Rex Winters

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Alex Rage

    1337


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    Buck Stone apparently.

    I can see it now:

    Buck Stone:
    "I ain't finished with you at all yet baby. Turn around."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Honey Hills

    << Fio >>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    KC Burns

    rawr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    Rod Jammer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭LoBo


    Originally posted by peachypants
    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Ginger Cheeks


    eh ok so!!!!!!

    your nick is already suitable for porn :)
    Originally posted by El Marco
    Rod Jammer

    sounds dodgy... v. dodgy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭Practical


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Eric Hardcore

    How ghey !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Christian Yates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 897 ✭✭✭Greenbean


    Male: Corey Stallion

    or

    Female: Aria Lick

    Greenbean as female sounds like some well served beer:

    Misty Juggs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Lord Khan


    Lord RAGE!!!! ! Boo YEAAAAA :D

    And that is from my real name :) I just like it :)

    going to stop using Sidney Buster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 759 ✭✭✭El_MUERkO


    Drew Rhodes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭Slane


    You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

    Jake Remmington

    I dont know if anyone else has got this since i aint read the whole thread,but that has to be the best!


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