northsiders

goose

A northsider walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up

to the counter and said "Story, bud, I'm lookin' for a job"

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once
a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year."

The northsider said "Nah, you're talkin` boll#x

The man behind the counter said "Well you fu#kin' started it!"..

bozzie

laugh ?
i nearly did

goose

oh so sorry,
i didnt make some f*ckwit newbie laugh.

my heart felt apologies

bozzie

i would just like to appologise to goosefor not in my wexford heart find his last attemp at humour hearthly funny

btw not a newbie

Rabies

bozzie
Fast Newbie

goose
Cool Newbie

your both still classed as newbies *







*even though goose is registered longer than me, guess that sort of makes me a newbie

Acidflash

Originally posted by goose
oh so sorry,
i didnt make some f*ckwit newbie laugh.

my heart felt apologies

good joke, excellent reply

goose

i appreciate boozies vain attempt at an appology.
(is english your first language)

perhaps i didnt get my message across.
that i couldnt give a rats ar*e if you found it funny.
it was more your burning desire to share your irrelevant feelings with the rest of the world.

bozzie

you still felt strong enough about my "irrelevant feelings" to have to post a reply and denounce them

goose

oh cleaver comeback.

were you, by chance, starved of attention as a child?

is that why you have to rate, and give your personal opinion on every joke thats placed here?

my mistake i thought this was a humor board.

not the jester for boozie auditions

Winters

I laughed for a second there, not really at the joke but at goose and bozzie.

bozzie

I laughed for a second there, not really at the joke

thankx winters i love being laughed at

btw: yes this is a humor board that joke showed no sense of one i said so and you took offence. i appologised for not finding it funny and you once again took offence.
and i do like to give some output to the jokes placed here.
thanks for saying this was a jester for bozzie board v considerate but humor board sounds better and as you dont have one i believe that you dont belong here

Corega

Originally posted by Rabies



your both still classed as newbies *







*even though goose is registered longer than me, guess that sort of makes me a newbie

And now just because he replyed so many time's in this thread bozzie is a crazy poster, ohh well played. /me claps ( slowly ).

TacT

lol

Cake Fiend

STOP BITCHING, NEWBIES

ffs :rolleyes:

BKtje

I think Bozzie is a northsider which is why he took offence :x

Joke is kinda bad tho

Makaveli

What's the deal with these stupid little fights breaking out in the humour board?
It's not like it's even proper fighting just a bit of pinching and hair pulling. Stop being such bloody babies.
Bozzie didnt take offence, it would seem Goose did, and then came out with the best comeback, "j00 stupid n00b".