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a hard call to make?

Venom · 2002-08-21 13:04:32

A Managing Director was in quandry. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would…

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A Managing Director was in quandry. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Mary came in the next morning hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and when MD approached her and said: "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Mary replied: "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."

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#2 21-08-2002 5:55pm

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great joke

heard it before but that doesnt take away from the humour this redeems yiou for the priest joke in my mind

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#3 21-08-2002 7:19pm

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lmao:D , guddun

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#4 21-08-2002 11:57pm

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HA HA I love it, well done.

John

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#5 22-08-2002 3:47am

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:D

Brilliant

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