Joke (risqué) but good

Hobart · 20-08-2002 3:42pm #1

Got this in an e-mail!!

> A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by
> the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm
> afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?"
> asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?"
> "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth
the
> midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby
> girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well,"
> replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to
> live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh,
> I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and
I'm
> sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell
you
> that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you
see
> I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved
in
> the movie, what else couldI do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats,
> "that's really none of my businessand I hate to pry further but your baby
> has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
up
> and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no
> choice." At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and
presents
> her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
> The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank f**k for that !"
> "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl
> extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little
b*($%£"d
was
> going to bark!"
>