paradox top 50

deRanged · 23-03-2000 1:27pm #1

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. American history
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works

Shiminay · 23-03-2000 1:31pm

haahaahaa

nice

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
http://homepage.eircom.net/~davitt

Trojan · 23-03-2000 1:40pm

git back ta work Waldron ya lazy fup!

comin in late an' all that..... tut tut...

Hobbes · 23-03-2000 1:53pm

Wouldn't they be Oxymorons instead of paradoxes?

deRanged · 23-03-2000 2:10pm

nope - they're apparent contradictions.

Hobbes · 23-03-2000 2:32pm

Originally posted by deRanged:
nope - they're apparent contradictions.

lol

That's what an Oxymoron is you muppet.

An oxymoron is a type of paradox that combines two terms ordinarily seen as opposites, such as Milton's description of God in Paradise Lost as "Dark with excessive bright." The oxymoron was a common form of Petrarchan conceit.