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gambling

bozzie · 2002-08-18 11:31:58

forgive me if this has been up up before Little Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny’s Dad gets a call from Johnny’s teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny’s betting…

18-08-2002 11:31am

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bozzie

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forgive me if this has been up up before

Little Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny’s Dad gets a call from Johnny’s teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny’s betting problem, said the teacher. "How?" Asked Johnny’s Dad. "Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasn’t one there; and took the ten bucks." "Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."

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#2 18-08-2002 4:11pm

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HA HA, I love them both.

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#3 18-08-2002 5:35pm

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hehe, love the first one

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