Talking To Your Parents

BEAT

THE WORST WAY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR PARENTS:

-The important thing is, no one was hurt.
-Has the school called yet.
-Do you still have full coverage on your car?
-Now dont over react like the other parents did...
-First of all, I was an innocent bystander...
-Before you ask, No I was'nt drunk.
-How quickly can you liquidate your retirement plan?
-Do you think it's possible to get high from second-hand smoke?
-You cant believe everything that the neighbors say.
-I love you, I really, really love you.
-You know, you'd make great grandparents.
-I know you dont usually like tatoos, but...




freebee:

Q: how many "real women" does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: none. A "real woman" would have around plenty of men to do it



"the urge to scream tells me I must be at work"

Rabies

Before you ask, No I was'nt drunk.

so far over the past 2 or 3 weeks i have started of some of my conversations like this.

before you ask, i was drunk. that is why my suit is dirty. i fell coming home drunk.

before you ask, i was drunk. i crossed a small damn in the town river with a few friends and fell in (3 times ).

before you ask, i was drunk. i was seen pissed stumbling up town at 7am munching on a breakfast roll. just finished drinking at 6:30am.

before you ask, i was drunk. that is why some of my friends have a few cuts on their arms. we were pushing ourselves down town in a shopping trolley and crashed a few times.


it has been a mad few weeks. i wonder what will happen this weekend

Aspro

Before you ask, i am drunk. And this isn't even my house. And you're not my parents. Oops........