If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Noah's second Ark !!

Gaz · 2002-08-16 11:45:13

After Noah built the Ark and survived the Great Flood, God appeared to him and asked him to build another Ark seven decks high. "Another Ark, my Lord? Am I to fill it with 2 of every creature again?". God replied "No, you will fill it with fish". "Ah", said Noah "a Multi-Storey Carp Ark" What ??? That was good

16-08-2002 11:45am

#1

Gaz

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2002

Posts: 1265

After Noah built the Ark and survived the Great Flood, God appeared to him and asked him to build another Ark seven decks high. "Another Ark, my Lord? Am I to fill it with 2 of every creature again?". God replied "No, you will fill it with fish". "Ah", said Noah "a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

What ??? That was good

0

Comments

#2 16-08-2002 12:17pm

cactus jack

Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 215

anyone remember the comumbian footballer who knocked them out by scoring an own goal in USA 94 ? well he was shot for less than this.

0
#3 16-08-2002 1:18pm

Aspro

Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭

Join Date: July 2001

Posts: 326

Unluqué Bastardo

0
#4 16-08-2002 2:34pm

BKtje

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 7840

I think my tool from the tool box woulda been blunt at this stage for the amount of beatings u deserve for these jokes

0
#5 16-08-2002 5:12pm

bozzie

Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 509

I think my tool from the tool box woulda been blunt at this stage for the amount of beatings u deserve for these jokes

i gotta golf club u can use if u want

0
#6 16-08-2002 10:54pm

sceptre

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 17984

Awful
but I liked it

0
Advertisement
#7 17-08-2002 12:20am

Makaveli

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2001

Posts: 8310

Gotta say I liked it.

0
#8 17-08-2002 3:35pm

Lump

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: November 1999

Posts: 10663

Oh my god the state of that.

John

0