Another golf joke

Spunj

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and
proceeded to roll around in evident agony.The woman rushed down to
the man
and immediately began to
apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
therapist
and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he
replied
breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she
persisted, and he
finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away
and laid
them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands
inside.
She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that
feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts
like hell."


...and a quickie Star Wars related one..

During the holiday season, Darth Vader walks up to Princess Leah and says
"I know what you bought Luke Skywalker for Christmas!"
Princess says, "How do you know?"
Darth replies, "Because I felt his presents"


Spunj

BKtje

lol 1st one i read before but i love it.

2nd is a real groaner

Pugsley

The 1st is superb, neva heard it before.
The 2nd one is just *shudder*
(ps: you spelt leia wrong )