oh god

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i have ever prayed so intesly in my life
i have barfed on the side of the road at leaaat 4 times tonight,


I had to get off the bus halfway home cos I was feeling sikc (and I got incredibly sick when thebud left) . then I had to walk ALL the way back into town (i gpt sick once or twice on thee way).
then I had to wait 20 minutes for a taxi in a room ful opf poeple who kept calling me " ozzy osbbourne" because of my long hair

if it wasn't causing me so much pain just to s tand up aT THAT point I would have killed them all

I made it home at last, and I hope t not get sick againn tonight.
but I think I have to cut bback a bit
this night has opened my eyes.. I am not going to drink a drop of alcahol until next weekend, hopeffullly I will be able to last that long


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<slightly edited by DeV to remove the rather graphic description of the consistency of Mordeth barf. Thanks man I needed that with my morning coffee >

Qualm

Mord u are a spanner.

You're only gonna be able to stop drinking when you die. Which, by the looks of things, could be sooner than we all expected.

yellum

No comment really. Just see the links on my sig.

BuffyBot

I think whats worse it that you came on boards.ie at 4.56 am to tell everyone

yellum

Mord is drawn to ridiculing himself on public messaging boards. He has no choice in the matter now. Its some genetic thing I believe, so unless he changes his dna he is forever doomed to tell all everytime he does something like this.

Fine by those that watch, its better entertainment than RTE. Actually, now thats an idea for a show - "The Mordfactor"

Ruaidhri

hahahaha..ya alcoholic
jesus ya should of posted in personal issues really

Thanx 4 The Fish

jesus ya should of posted in personal issues really

Sheeesh, ya really know how to hurt a guys feelings.

Qualm

Lucky me, I got to read it *before* it was edited, yummy!

/me shakes head in dispair

po0k

WAN MORD!

You coming to galway for friday?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

dunno syx, i prob won't be able to cos I want to save my money for the boards beer

Crash

Originally posted by Mordeth
i have ever prayed so intesly in my life
i have barfed on the side of the road at leaaat 4 times tonight,


I had to get off the bus halfway home cos I was feeling sikc (and I got incredibly sick when thebud left) . then I had to walk ALL the way back into town (i gpt sick once or twice on thee way).
then I had to wait 20 minutes for a taxi in a room ful opf poeple who kept calling me " ozzy osbbourne" because of my long hair

if it wasn't causing me so much pain just to s tand up aT THAT point I would have killed them all

I made it home at last, and I hope t not get sick againn tonight.
but I think I have to cut bback a bit
this night has opened my eyes.. I am not going to drink a drop of alcahol until next weekend, hopeffullly I will be able to last that long

Followed by

Originally posted by Mordeth
dunno syx, i prob won't be able to cos I want to save my money for the boards beer

Smort.

OLDYELLAR

alcohol is good for your blood , imagine the withdrawal symptons if you give it up for a week ! you have to be strong , you cant turn your back on the drink , i mean look at how much you`ve been through together:(

Mossy Monk

alcohol is the creation of satan. after the session i had this weekend i'm giving it up for a few weeks. blasted hurling matches

DMC

What would it have been like, Mossy, if Waterford had actually won?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

actually i had a pint this afternoon
was waiting for th ebus and got bored.

deco

God can go strangle himself eith his own intestines....

Hope tio see you at the boards piss up like I am....

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by DamoDMC
What would it have been like, Mossy, if Waterford had actually won?

we'll never know

sceptre

Originally posted by Mordeth
<slightly edited by DeV to remove the rather graphic description of the consistency of Mordeth barf. Thanks man I needed that with my morning coffee >

Mentioned carrots and parsnips did he?:D

pika

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer, what would one do without the wonders of alcohol.

Just think of how dull our lives would be without vomiting in laneways/taxis/toilets. When sleeping on the dirtiest of grounds is the comfiest thing EVER!!

And coming out with the funniest comments you will ever make but everyone is too drunk to care or notice. So you can keep it for the next time its appropiate if you can remember.

And thats coming form a girl!!!:rolleyes:

johnnynolegs

alcohol is by far the most fantastic thing man has ever invented

Ruaidhri

alcohol is by far the most fantastic thing man has ever invented

i thought breast implants were

johnnynolegs

both of them together hehehehee