monkey business (oldie)

azezil

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
>while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.
>
>The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
>some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,
>grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
>everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
>
>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
>
>The guy says "No, what?"
>
>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ... whole!"
>
>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats
>everything in sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue
>ball and stuff".
>
>He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Monkey
>ate, then leaves.
>
>Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
>He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
>again.
>While the! man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on
>the bar.
>He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. The
>bartender is disgusted.
>
>"Did you see what your monkey did now?"
>
>"No, what?" replies the guy.
>
>"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!"
>said the bartender.
>
>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats
>everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he
>measures everything first."

sceptre

ROFL

Old but a gem

Keno2

LOL...very good indeed.

phreak

lmao

strat

rofl class



btw az u suck

Acidflash

excellent

OLDYELLAR

lol , thats a good one , haha!:D

Ruaidhri

never heard that one before.it's ****ing class