Classic Chat Up Lines

cujimmy

You Probably have heard some of these before but here goes:

1. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one chatting to you.

2. Guy: Would You Like to Dance?
Girl: I wouldn't dance with you
Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said You look fat in that dress!

3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4. I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?

5. You might not be the best looking woman here, but beauty is only a Light switch away.

6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

7. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it!

8. Hi, I'm a Necropheliac, how good are you at playing dead?

9. Guy: Fancy coming back to my place girls and playing War games?
Girls: What's War games?
Guy: It's simple I lie on my back and both of you blow the **** out of me!

10. Your eyes are like spanners, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten!

11. If you are going to regret this in the morning we can sleep till noon!

12. Here's 20p, call your mother you've pulled!

13. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

14. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room!

OLDYELLAR

haha yeah there good alrigt , but me hates that 20p one grrr

DapperGent

I got a load of similar ones before my absolute favorite one was

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Woman: Thats why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I hear it was because everyone there called you a fat slut.

Magic Monkey

"You've the whitest teeth I'd ever want to come across"

Ruaidhri

Originally posted by Magic Monkey
"You've the whitest teeth I'd ever want to come across"

hahaha good 'un

LoBo

here's one I think is pretty funny

Man: what's the difference between a McDonalds Happy Meal and a blowjob?
Woman: I don't know
Man: want to join me for lunch?

OLDYELLAR

d`ya come here often?