Sausages

Gaz

Mick and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money, all together they came to a staggering 50 pence.
Mick said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage.

Paul 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'
Mick 'Don't worry - just follow me' and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's'

Paul 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in -we haven't got any money!!'
Mick 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers'

They had their drinks and Mick said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go on your knees and put it in your mouth'
Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk - all for free.
At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this any longer - I am pissed and my knees are killing me'

Mick 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'

koneko

Ewwwwwwwww

Good though

simon_partridge

Don't you have to pay for your drinks up front in most pubs?

Gaz

ruin it why dont you .... last time i tell a joke around here

Mr E

Originally posted by simon_partridge
Don't you have to pay for your drinks up front in most pubs?

Aaaah the irony.... the one guy who consistently posts bad jokes is now criticising someone for posting a good joke!

- Dave.