Frog joke 18+

Hellrazer

This woman is walking past this petshop one day when shes a sign saying "Fanny licking Frog only 10 euro"So seeing as she hasnt had it in a while she decides to buy one of these frogs for some satisfaction.In she goes hands over the €10 and gets on the bus.
Feeling as horny as she is she decides to try out the frog on the bus.Opens her jeans and puts the frog in her pants.But the frog just sits there and goes "ribbit ribbit".Thinking that the bus journey must be making the frog feel un well she puts him back in the box and waits till she gets home.
As soon as she gets in the door she runs up the stairs,strips off,lies on the bed opens her legs and puts the frog in.But the frog still sits there and just goes "ribbit ribbit"
Fu<k that she says Im goin to bring it back cos it must be faulty.
So off she goes back to the pet shop and gets a new frog.
Same again off she goes-tries it on the bus and still nothing,waits till she gets home-still nothing.
So off she goes back to the petshop and gives the owner hell."I wanted a Fanny licking frog and all I got was a Fu<king pet"
So the owner guarantees that the next one will work but first she has to do one thing for him.
He asks her to strip off and stand on the counter which shes extremely embarrassed doing.He takes a frog out of its cage and puts him sitting on the counter too.
And then he says to the frog


























Now listen here frog Im only goin to show you this one more time.

Ruaidhri

hehehe good one

and another frog joke:
how do you keep ireland green?
fúck a frog

Vikktakkht

Nice one...liked that one a lot!!

Wook

hehe, funny allright