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Warning of Evil Scheme

  • 28-07-2002 7:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭


    Barry just told me he's gonna start rumours about me here and bring up embarassing moments from my life but he'll probably just lie. Just to warn you in advance.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    hehe , rumourmonger Barry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Frankly, I resent the implication that I would start a rumor. All stories will be verified. And I wasn't going to post pictures but now I will.

    And the SNES sucks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    /me coughs, must get my photos developed :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    By the time you even leave your house I can have pictures of you looking stupid posted for your humiliation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    LMFAO


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭TheAlmightyArse


    Originally posted by Barry Aldwell

    And the SNES sucks.

    You vile little man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I don't mean it. I just say it to piss Conor off. It's surprisingly effective.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    ............................
    The Delegate from Iraq wishes to inform the Israeli delegate that Israel will be severely bombed if he persists with his vile anti-SNES comments


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Haha, the SNES rocked. Although I have in fact technically never played a SNES. I played pretty much every worthwhile SNES game (and a lot of the not-so-worthwhile ones) on ZSNES, and emulator for the PC. Very handy :)

    A


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    hey, i think i spot people from s2's g&s class!
    wasnt peter the coolest instructor ever? he gave us tips on picking up girls through sympathy :D

    The representive for the Evil Overlord of the Mighty Empire of France demands tribute!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    France? bleh George Davis was that ; his favourite quote "Mon Dieu ,Zis is an OUTRAGE!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    I preferred "Je ne parl pas anglais!!!!!" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Next person to mention George is being taped at the wrists, ankles and mouth like George was on the last day.

    And the Iraqi delegate is a lazy bum. He never helped me with pathetica. All he did was harass girls like the sex fiend that he is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Bah , the Israeli delegate was an absolute personnification of laziness in the MUN. All he said was "Kill all Terrorists!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭Man U babe


    Hehe, I remember George from IH last year. We executed him with a light sabre on the last day. Does he ever get tired of making a gobsh!te of himself in discussion/history type courses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    btw , who are u s0l? and the he gave us Dating Tips for teenagers and how to get filthy rich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    I did the class in session 1 this year, and peter rocked, though dayo was a bit of a spoil sport in study :(

    but we got to watch Dr. Strangelove so yay!
    did peter mention his classin s1 during anyof your classes? :)
    though i did end the last session of mun by nuking america with a count down :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I believe that my exact words were "I don't like terrorists."

    George got himself expelled from the MUN on the first day. I have some good pictures of him if you want them. Also, I referred to "Hop-along ******" in a previous post. This was George.

    On the last day the Libyan delegate and me (Israel) invaded Egypt and used it to start a Palestinian state.

    Do not get me started on Dayo. She once had a go at me for bringing in a Simpsons video and watching it before study. She also threatened to not show us Dr. Strangelove because of this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    Barry Aldwell....is that by any chance the barry who was referee of the wrestling on the last night at the disco? me thought that was Barry johnson?
    Ah well.....george was sound - he was scared of me though...baaaaa!!!!
    i should have scored him...damn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    How many guys did you score Anyway Theresa?

    Actually, reverse that.

    How many Guys did you NOT score in CTYI?

    :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    i don't know who you are but i'll be damned if i don't like what i hear!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I don't recall refereeing any wrestling match that night. I did have 12 cokes that day (a personal record) so my memory is a little hazy. All I remember is repeatedly dragging George into the disco.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Green Hand Guy


    So Barry dragged some "George" character into the disco? Sounds like they were more than just friends. Heheheh.

    Barry is SO going to kill me for this. So many of his other attempts to kill me have failed that I'm worried this one just might succeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Declan L.


    You think nuking america was good!

    I was China in s2 this year.

    1. Gave away tibet! the only thing there is monasteries anyway!

    2. Bought Texas off america & Put all my excess people there (I had 1.39 billion 4 god sake!)

    3. destroyed my nuclear arsenal in fovour of a different weapon of mass destruction: I made my whole population (1.) all go to a country and cause famine by eating all their food, or (2.) jump in the sea and flood the whole planet Woohahahahahahahahaaaaa!

    4. Myself, America and Afghanistan (my 2 roomates) joined together to form the Imperial Republic of Chimeristan!, Intent on world domination! (We adopted american foreign policy!)

    anyway i really dont have a clue how 2 work this damn thing!
    Help Me!





    on a completely un-related note: Help, ive been locked in this locker 4 30 years, Ahhhhhhhgggh! The Light!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    LMFAO!
    The Iraqi delegate wishes to inform the M.U.N that the weapons inspections have been held up indefinately due to technical difficulties (Special keycards were eaten by a starving 8 year old) and thus access to facilities is impossible


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    Well I'm not gonna name who I didn't score, coz thats going a bit overboard on the whole slutty thing - and i WAS taking part in a slut race (of sorts!) so i don't count my actions as entirely typical of my personal behaviour.
    Anyways Neil, here is the list of ppl - hahahaha NOOOOOO
    I'm not gonna be mean and write their names here coz thats a lttle embarrasing for them........oh, and me.....
    The reunion - for what little of it I was there for - was okey doh - I suppose we should do that again soon.....damnation am going to France in.......9 hours!!!!
    Baaaaaa....must.....get......sssssslllllllleeeeeeeeepppppp........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    we where pretty tamed compared to that :D
    but I did manage to invade then sell Andora to China for 300,000 chickens and 100,000 students :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Declan L.


    You got ripped off!





    Andorra's worth at least 400,000 chickens!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I will offer one million american m16s for andorra!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    but these where special suicide chickens (Teapot was china and the master of this plan) raised to run towards enemy tanks with explosives strapped to them, and I think there where plans for robo nuclear chickens (our class had a unhealthy fixation with chickens after we found out china has one chicken per person)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Was this International Relations? We had some fun in that class a couple of years ago... Iraq (me) and whatever country Peter Moynihan was (US maybe) started a fast food joint specialising in 'kurd-burgers'... I think it was called KFK (you can guess what that stands for).

    International History was more fun from a sheer ridiculousness point of view. We had a mock League of Nations, in which I was Hitler and I got together with the UK and the US to form the 'Empire', and began the creation of the ultimate weapon, which we originally called the 'Death Star'. Pity about that lightsabre killing me :)

    A


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    All I know was that in 99 the IR group supposedly ended up destroying all the world except china i think <or japan>... either way it was the place my friend was leading and it was spared simply because he made pacts with everyone. Bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Declan L.


    how much would 1 of these suicide chickens cost? so theres 1.39 billion chickens in china! god, there must be absolutely no form of sexual frustratino, i mean................uh..............uh...........uh, oh look a distraction! Behind you! (the sound of me running away)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Declan L.


    Sorry my last post ment 2 say "frustration" not "frustratino"!!!!!!
    Damn my inability 2 type, Damn it all to Hell!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Green Hand Guy


    Hmmmm. Frustratino. Sounds like some kind of mob boss or a type of biscuit. I like it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    sounds like a pasta.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Green Hand Guy


    Heya Gino. Giva the kid a plate ada frustratino witha soma spaghetti, hah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭Shoeless Ailbhe


    Frustinato.......... trust you declando! Anyway, i think its great that IR is continuing on the boards, me wonders is george on the boards...... he'd ve very hurt if he read this stuff..... oh wait, no, he's dead inside, isn't he? So, yeah, peter did talk about the session 1 class a bit. He gave the lads in our class those tips about gettin girld through sympathy.... no wonder he's not married.... the 3 girls in our class refuted them completely! But it was a laugh. I think Dayo was the one who was more obsessed with you though. She told us some stories, and kept comparing us to ye. But i don't remember any names, damn it!

    Anyway, i meant to come on and just say that i though i joined chimeristan too..... in fact pretty much the whole class did. But we couldn't incorporate evry country's names into the name, so it remained Chimeristan...... correct me if i'm wrong.

    Russia kicks ass............ when u know how to use it!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Dumb people I've gotta kill today

    1:Conor. For being over zealous.
    2:George. For being George.
    3:That guy. You know him, he always wore a shirt. For fun.
    4:George Bush (both of them). For lack of wars.

    I'll add more when I think of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Declan L.


    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz Ailbhe! Can you not even spell frustratino™ (yes it's my word forever!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!)

    Anyway Chimeristan was going to admit all other countries to make "Great Saudi Chimeristanssianceeyyaiaealptaqpan"
    Chi/meri/stan/ssia/nce/ey/ya/ia/eal/pt

    Made From China, America, Afghanistan & Pakistan, Russia, france, turkey, libya, india, israel, egypt, iraq, & japan (that's all i think)

    but for reasons of lack of effort, we didnt bother.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭Shoeless Ailbhe


    I'm sorry. :(

    Anyway, that's very hard to pronounce. We should call ours country something simpler. Ideas anyone???

    I'm selling islands, btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Israel would like some of that action. We need space for our Palestinian death cam...............I mean happy camps. We'll give you 1 million American supplied M16s per 100 square miles.

    Also, expect mass embarassment soon as I've actually got up off my arse and started making the site proper. It is of poor quality, but I'm supposed to be on holidays and I average 5 hours of sleep a night.

    "Hey Giovanni, geta the ugly kid a pile a da red crap and some frustratino!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Green Hand Guy


    Maybe you can get some frustratino in the cafetorium™.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Maybe the paedopapacopronecrophiliac™ will give you some frustratino in the cafetorium.


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