blonde joke

BEAT

Q. how do you make a blonde laugh monday mornings?


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A. tell them a joke friday night!

Ruaidhri

ah the good auld blonde jokes.used to have butt loads of them but i forgot them all

BEAT

not much for today I know...but it's all I've got so far
happy friday!!:D

Rabies

today is friday, must go and find a blonde in work and see if this theory is correct

OLDYELLAR

blonde and brunette are both pushed from a 50foot skyscraper ......................who hits the ground first ?.................................................................................................................yessum , the brunette because the blonde will stop to try and find directions ,aww me never tires of that joke!

cujimmy

How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A Golden Retriever.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.

Why is a blonde like a turtle?
They both get ****ed up when they're on their back.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why aren't blondes given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

three

Very funny