Nursery Rhymes

stevoslice

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little franky.
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
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Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money

BEAT

ROFL

OLDYELLAR

hahahahaha

cujimmy

Mary had 2 little lambs
She named then Jack and Gyspy
They got foot and mouth disease
and now their black and crispy

sceptre

You forgot:

The Queen of England had a bike
She rode it on the grass
And every time a wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass

bozzie

how about:
jonny had a little lamb
he kept it in a bucket
every time that it got out
jonny used to f**k it
or
mary had a little lamb
it went around in hops
it bounced upon the road one day
and ended up as chops

Thanx 4 The Fish

how about:
jonny had a little lamb
he kept it in a bucket
every time that it got out

Jonny'd go and put it back in again ???