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If we were all going to die in a year

  • 25-07-2002 11:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭


    Apoligies if this has been asked before, but I can't see it if it has.

    What if we were told we'd all die in roughly a year? (asteroid or something practically unstoppable like that) What would we all do? How would civilisation cope with it, how would we prepare?

    Would everyone just give up and have wars/sex for a year, or would we continue as we are until the end?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    fact is, we'd never be told, as its explained in armageddon, we'd end our exsistance horrible. people would stop working, no food unless you can grow it, no law unless its in your own hands, religious outbreak ect..

    although they say there's an asteroid headed straight for earth in 2016..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Kopf


    Originally posted by Tizlox
    fact is, we'd never be told, as its explained in armageddon, we'd end our exsistance horrible. people would stop working, no food unless you can grow it, no law unless its in your own hands, religious outbreak ect..



    although they say there's an asteroid headed straight for earth in 2016..

    I'd say you're right. fairly good description of what would probably happen. wouldn't be too nice. don't know what i'd do. probably end up dead before the end of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    The first thing I'd do is light a cigarette, even though I've never smoked.

    I'd finally express my true feelings to a person thats close to me and is one of my best friends.

    I'd try and become more enlightened about the world too, I think lots of people will. Many will panic like mad. I'm sure others will have some massive 12months until judgement day parties.

    God will become popular again. The nicer more caring gods will probably be the most sought after ones.

    Some people will seriously lose it. No doubt whole countries will probably lose the plot and nuke each other.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭BeatTun


    id just spark up a spliff and go for a pint

    and continue on doing so until it happens ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭m1ke


    i'd get a shotgun and make my way to the nearest shopping mall, just like in that film.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    Considering the last couple of posts it doesn't take a PhD to figure out why the people in black suits keep such intelligence to small numbers. Personally I don't think suck knowledge is safe in the hands of the average citizen. People would probably develop a "fukit" attitude, and the whole system would collapse. This is not a good thing, and would not help matters.

    Personally I would just like to continue what I'm doing (continue with my daily contributions to the system), but probably start to appreciate friends and relatives a little more. Perhaps it would be a good time to make piece with a relative you haven't spoken to in a while, I dunno.

    It's an interesting question, but ones like this usually provoke me to ramble off it to large posts, encompasing theology & philisophy. I'm very tempted, but I better not.

    ;-phobos-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Wook


    It does all sound like a blast !, let's bring it on !
    would we see all the CS kiddies running down the street 'strafing' ?
    deathmatch on O'connel bridge?
    It would be xciting allright :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Originally posted by phaxx
    Apoligies if this has been asked before, but I can't see it if it has.

    What if we were told we'd all die in roughly a year? (asteroid or something practically unstoppable like that) What would we all do? How would civilisation cope with it, how would we prepare?

    Would everyone just give up and have wars/sex for a year, or would we continue as we are until the end?

    you been watching the outer limits(there was an episode where one guy found out the world would en,no-one else know,only high ranking business ppl and government officials)

    really made you think though.

    Yellum
    I'd finally express my true feelings to a person thats close to me and is one of my best friends.

    you should do it know. who knows?it might be fun?


    M1ke
    i'd get a shotgun and make my way to the nearest shopping mall, just like in that film

    meet ya there,could be the boards "last bash" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    I'd like to think I live my life in a sort of 'ah fukit, ya only live once' fashion already. The only thing that stops me from doing whatever I want to is normally money. And even now I'm working on that being no longer an issue.

    So I suppose I'd just continue on as I am, being extra careful to pay closer attention to what the nutters around me are doing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    I'd stay away from shopping malls.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    Just so as i don't die prematurely like.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭stevoslice


    just think about it though, beer would run out in minutes, fags would be like gold... Everyone would go absolutely mental!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Originally posted by Ruaidhri

    Yellum

    you should do it know. who knows?it might be fun?


    No, current situtations would make me saying this very difficult for the person. It would only be appropriate if it was the end of the world really. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Originally posted by phaxx
    Apoligies if this has been asked before, but I can't see it if it has.

    What if we were told we'd all die in roughly a year? (asteroid or something practically unstoppable like that) What would we all do? How would civilisation cope with it, how would we prepare?

    Would everyone just give up and have wars/sex for a year, or would we continue as we are until the end?

    I'd get seriously involved in class A drugs, crime and skiiing. I'd also have lots of meaningless relationships and try generally to finish my Big list of things to do before I die list.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Wook


    Originally posted by amp


    I'd get seriously involved in class A drugs, crime and skiiing. I'd also have lots of meaningless relationships and try generally to finish my Big list of things to do before I die list.


    no no no Amp, he asked what you would do When the world comes to an end , not what you do now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    The best thing they could do if they found out the world was going to end would be to make provisions to save as many people as possible, then tell everyone what's going to happen, and allow everyone to compete for the spaces in the underground shelter of whatever in a kind of mass battle royale tournament, bring everyone who wants to compete to a huge island/country/continent, and air drop some weapons in, last X number of people alive get into the shelter....... that'd be fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Mills
    The best thing they could do if they found out the world was going to end would be to make provisions to save as many people as possible, then tell everyone what's going to happen, and allow everyone to compete for the spaces in the underground shelter of whatever in a kind of mass battle royale tournament, bring everyone who wants to compete to a huge island/country/continent, and air drop some weapons in, last X number of people alive get into the shelter....... that'd be fun.

    Jesus. Spot the games tester.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    I'd severely rod everything that came within 5 metres of me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    I'd severely rod everything that came within 5 metres of me!

    including cats,dogs and mice? :D

    ya know if we found out[that the world was ending] there would be a break down of society


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    i`d go back to bed , and then i`d get up and go down the pub , laughing at the looney that said the world was going to end ..................................alternatively i`d lay down in the road and die!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Ruaidhri


    including cats,dogs and mice? :D

    Yep, cats, dogs, grannies, birds (in both senses of the word!) absolutely everything including inanimate objects. Ie - cars, garden hoses and grannies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    NOEEEEE!!


    NOT with the rodding again!!!!!


    PLEASE! THINK OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭pauldeehan


    Try to make sure I'd survive so I could reap the benefits of being an apocalypse survivor (re: The Stand, The Omega Man)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
    NOEEEEE!!


    NOT with the rodding again!!!!!


    PLEASE! THINK OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!!

    :D What happened last time?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I have to agree with MAJD in that I try my best to live everyday as if it were my last already...life is too short.
    If I did find out though I'd probably be shacking up with every available member I could find and hopping planes to everywhere I hadnt been for a shag with the natives :D
    ahh who knows...may give that a try anyway, that will leave me with no unfinshed business when my does does come eh
    hehehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    If we were all going to die in a year......

    ......personally I'd leave.

    Setup a solar sail, cryogenicly freeze myself and launch myself roughly in the direction of the galactic core.
    See what happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    you been watching the outer limits(there was an episode where one guy found out the world would en,no-one else know,only high ranking business ppl and government officials)
    I love that episode..i preferred the one where the aliens send a wav file that when played, made people addicted to it and changed their skin into scaly green. And at the end, the sun becomes a blue dwarf,rather then a yellow one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,007 ✭✭✭Moriarty


    The outer limits had some class episodes alright..

    Back on topic; society would almost certainly break down straight away. No one would give a flying fùck anymore. It could be intresting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Fact is, we'd be sitting down watching an emergency announcement about our potassium iodine tablets, and at the end they'd state "oh and by the way, an asteroid is going to hit into the cneter of russia in about 26minutes. It weighs over 8billion tonnes and is 3 and a half miles long in diametre. happy holidays!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Spend time with my family. Tell someone whom ive loved for years how I feel about them and then go on the biggest binge of my life. Consume everything and anything and if ya wake* up dead then what harm the world is gona end anyway :)

    * denotes you wouldnt wake up if you were dead but ya know like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Originally posted by Wook



    no no no Amp, he asked what you would do When the world comes to an end , not what you do now...

    Hey, what can I say? Life is good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Ok, so if you have a year to live most people wouldn't mind that much if they died before the full year was up?

    We are all going to die someday.

    So why bother living?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,525 ✭✭✭JustHalf


    I would dedicate myself to trying to stop it.

    Nearly did it this time with the "oh, it's going to hit us, O no it isn't!" two mile wide rock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    yeah, and the way that only about 6% of the sky is actually monitored and that we've only been able to monitor it acurately for the last 60-ish years and the way that the world never ended in the 14,000 years of civilisation before that wouldn't tell you that aload of those "reports" are just bullshít?

    /me wanders of to form a suicide cult


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    that`d be handy , then i would`nt have to study for my repeat exam , .....................yeah ah just waiting to see what death feels like d be kinda cool.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Originally posted by m1ke
    i'd get a shotgun and make my way to the nearest shopping mall, just like in that film.

    Please tell me which one before you do it. I dont have any plans yet but i might have some by then and i dont want you to ruin them :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Mistakill


    Blasting across the Alkali flats in a jet powered monkey driven.................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭l3rian


    i would start building a bomb shelter and hoard everything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭Pigman


    I'd get the money together, buy/build a house right on the predicted point of direct impact, invite all my friends and enemies round on the day it hits and have the best party of all time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 swan13


    www.planetx2003.com
    it says we're all doomed except parts of canada. there is even books on planet x.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    Originally posted by swan13
    www.planetx2003.com
    it says we're all doomed except parts of canada. there is even books on planet x.

    *s*******

    ^^ - I think an exception should be made for: s n i g g e r - if possible. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭Tails


    Well firstly id organize a series of parties or house parties, inviting lots of ladies and whats a better thing to get em in the mood than the end of the world?:) Then i would go on a serious bender(as you would thats standard procedure when civilization is about to end)and do a **** load of hash and finally do as many extreme sports as possible over the space of the next year.


    Time well spent.no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    i'd get the biggest bank loan possible, then employ 3-4 prostitutes full time until the end...
    maybe anyway, thats just the first thing that sprang to mind


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