Prank

Mr E

Just got this in an email.... thought it was very funny!
Apologies if its been posted before.

- Dave.

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For all of you who occasionally have a really
bad day, and you just need to take it out on
someone, don't take it out on someone you
know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten
to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying,
"Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with
Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't
believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number, and
called her. (I had transposed the last two digits
of her phone number). After hanging up with her, I
decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When
the same guy answered the phone, I yelled,
"You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down, with the word asshole' next to it, and put it in
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer and I'd yell, "You're an
asshole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this
is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if
you're familiar with the caller ID program?" he yelled, "NO!" and slammed
the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're
an asshole!"
So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
car window, so wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too. I
dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black
BMW for sale?" "Yes it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I
live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked
right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he
said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening
after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're
an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
came up with an idea: I called Asshole #1. "Hello" "You're an asshole!"
(but I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he
asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I
live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beemer our
front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared,
asshole."
Then I called asshole # 2: "Hello?" he said. "Hello Asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, asshole, here's
your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up, and immediately
called the police saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was
on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th
Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There I saw
two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars,
a police helicopter, and news crew.
Now I feel better. Have a great day!

KdjaCL

hehheheeh

man thats old but damn funny.....


kdja

OLDYELLAR

hahahah i`m going to try that .sounds like fun.