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another joke du jour

BEAT · 2002-07-24 13:30:59

One evening, a female police officer pulled over a man for drunk driving, and said, "you are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you. Do you want to say anything? the drunk replied 'nice boobs' took me a minute to get that one, lol :D

24-07-2002 1:30pm

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One evening, a female police officer pulled over a man for drunk driving, and said, "you are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Do you want to say anything?
the drunk replied 'nice boobs'

took me a minute to get that one, lol

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#2 24-07-2002 5:43pm

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hehehe. took me a while as well

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#3 24-07-2002 8:03pm

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Hehe, got it on the second reading, clever drunk

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#4 24-07-2002 10:41pm

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teehee, mental note to self...

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#5 24-07-2002 11:04pm

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One evening, a female police officer pulled over a man for drunk driving, and said, "you are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you Do you want to say anything?
the drunk replied 'nice boobs'.

at this the police officer said " may I remind you sir that anything you say will be taken down" and the drunk replies "knickers":)

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#6 24-07-2002 11:16pm

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HE HE, good one Cumj :P

John

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#7 25-07-2002 8:51am

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HeHeHe well funny

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