w00t-age!!!!

s0l

100th post!!!!
yay!
boogay with me!

lordsippa

Boogies.

TheAlmightyArse

*gets down with me homos and me bitches*

lordsippa

i was just watching waynes world so...

Care for a little Bohemian Rhapsody Garth?

imp

Good call!

Oh and isn't l33t sp3111ng banned on this board??

}:>

lordsippa

I think one word is 4110\/\/3d.

but not stupid sentences of crap english... text talk and other bs.

imp

Wait... no... I can't seem to find that in the charter... but still... please... no more of the l33t ****... I really hate when people do that!!

}:>

TheAlmightyArse

Can we please, because I'd really really appreciate it, stop any future l33+ or txt tlk now. I'm liable to kill. Especially after being promised Wayne's World natter.

Man U babe

Alice Cooper? We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

....more when i can be arsed remembering stuff.

lordsippa

And then they tell 2 friends, and then they tell two friends, and so on, and so on, and so on...

You didn't tell them about my pubes did you?

Man, this is so weird... Like, why does he have contracts? Do you remember that twilight zone where this guy signs a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it has baby tongues? ... that was cool.

Why? Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?

Hey Wayne... were you ever attracted to bugs bunny when he dressed up like a girl bunny?

And because it's in Comrades, we're calling it a Communist party!

My girlfriends in there! ... A lot of peoples girlfriends are in there.


There is a god... Heather be thy name.

You have the unix manual.... cool. ;p

Cross the t's and dot the... ... lowercase j's...

<more later>

lordsippa

Almost forgot! This is what I'm calling my volkswagon van <someday when i get one>

"To the MIRTH MOBILE!"

s0l

what about the "Shaggin Wagon"?

lordsippa

nah...

LET'S DO THE SCOOBY DOO ENDING!

Let's go out in style! Yeah! Let's do the Thelma And Louise ending!

Who are you? Jim Morrison. Cool... who's he? Some weird naked indian. ....cool.

People are beginning to talk... like say if i was walking down the street - they'd say "hey! it's garth! and his friend wayne... the psychopath!"

<and even though manubabe said it> She will be mine. Oh yes! She WILL be mine! <i said that to someone once. turns out waynes world had been on the night before and i hadn't known... spent the entire day trying to convince him that i was just an obsessive and hadn't seen it>

imp

ZANG!!

A gun rack? A GUN RACK?!? I don't even own a gun, let alone several guns which would necessitate the use of a gun rack!

The M16's will be positioned here and here at either side of the stage for dispersal into the crowds. Now these babies do heat up quickly so fire in short, three-second bursts. In the event of capture, I will personally administer cianide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.

Very well, but if we are to fight, I suggest we switch to dubbing instead of subtitles.

What a sh1tty circus!

This Coke's gone bad!

Change scares us.

A sphincter says "what"

But we both know that your band isn't here!
Hey Wayne
Hi Wayne
Oh... hi guys... but we both know, that there's no film in this camera!

Shwing shwing shwing shwing shwing!!

GRATUITOUS SEX SCENE

}:>

TheAlmightyArse

Um...

"All it took was a fat chronic blunt!"

All right it's Kevin Smith...

But it's also late, and I'm rather tired...

lordsippa

FOXY LADY!

"Um... What are you doing?" "Well I'm making sure that there's always plenty of melons stacked and bob here is putting chickens in these boxes" etc.

I once knew a girl... <you all know how it went>

Asuka

Hahaha .

Locked.

A