10 scary "Facts"

Rabies

Things you didn't know...

10 things you'll wish you didn't know....and probably don't want to either!

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Ruaidhri

Originally posted by Rabies

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

hmmmm curious


like it though.kinda sick

Rabies

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

I think that was covered in the "do you want fries with that" thread a while back.
what do you expect i suppose from a fast food place.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

heard something like this before. in a life time the average person will have eaten about 7 large household spiders in their sleep. kinda puts meaning to a "mindnight snack"

Dustaz

11. Anually, you will get 157 e-mails full of 'facts' like these which failed to be interesting after the first one.

Mercury_Tilt

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Harmo

These facts realy make u think im starting to feel a bit sick

BEAT

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt


I have a lot of direct contact with penises.

But my boss says I have to stop calling them that.

"they are customers David..Customers!!! He gets a bit upset with me at times.



Apparently the customer is always right.

I would have issues agreeing with that statement.

Now that was funny, hehehe...ROFL!

Tellox

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Must remember to shake hands with more wimin..

Shinji

I have visions of Tizlox wandering around shaking hands with women and then skulking off to a dark corner to sniff his hand and masturbate furiously...

By the way, it's worth remembering this one:

90% of all statistics are made up.

chernobyl

Originally posted by Shinji

By the way, it's worth remembering this one:

90% of all statistics are made up.

Fact: that is not a statistic.

OLDYELLAR

. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.


suddenly gone off all fast foods ! thats disgusting!

Mercury_Tilt

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OLDYELLAR

awww mercury , least you`d know what the owner of the pubes looked like in that case though i suppose ................................................................still kinda yochy .

Mercury_Tilt

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OLDYELLAR

aaawwwwwwww man , now thats gotta hurt , am tense , yes , maybe not the most appropriate word but hey , me likes your syle .

Tellox

I have visions of Tizlox wandering around shaking hands with women and then skulking off to a dark corner to sniff his hand and masturbate furiously...

aint it the truth..

Practical

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

Fact: On average you will swallow 3 live spiders a year while sleeping :eek:

Makes me sick even thinking about it

Venom

Fact: On average you will swallow 3 live spiders a year while sleeping

Kindy post the links to websites or names of articles and authors to prove this "fact".

Rabies

Originally posted by Venom
Kindy post the links to websites or names of articles and authors to prove this "fact".

http://www.haltpestcontrol.com/news/index0302.html

towards the bottom of the page

Venom

1. Over the course of an average lifetime, a person, while sleeping, will unknowingly eat approximately 70 assorted insects plus 10 spiders.

Is this what you are refering to as proof or factual evidence?That the above statement was posted on the internet does not make it true.Bubbles posts on this very board but that dont make what he posts true.

So again I ask for the proof to back up your comments and not just the "oh its posted on the net so it must be true" lark.

cujimmy

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Whats the chance of a woman meeting one of these men and then masturbating and becoming pregnant:)

Rabies

Originally posted by Venom
Is this what you are refering to as proof or factual evidence?That the above statement was posted on the internet does not make it true.Bubbles posts on this very board but that dont make what he posts true.

So again I ask for the proof to back up your comments and not just the "oh its posted on the net so it must be true" lark.

you asked for "proof"

Originally posted by Venom
Kindy post the links to websites or names of articles and authors to prove this "fact".

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Rabies
http://www.haltpestcontrol.com/news/index0302.html

towards the bottom of the page

this thread was just a bit of fun

Originally posted by Shinji
By the way, it's worth remembering this one:

90% of all statistics are made up.

:eek:
maybe all of those 10 points dont mean sh!t.
oh no what will i do :eek:

you asked for some "proof" so i googled for some and found it straight away.
i dont know if its true or not, really i'm not pushed.

so far people are having a laugh at the 10 points. well all except one person

do you want me to tape myself sleeping for a few months so i can document the amount of spiders and bugs i ingest. will this satisfy your need for "proof"

the original post in this thread was supposed to be received with a little bit of humour. maybe i should have posted it on the humour board. :rolleyes:

*breaking news*
Every thing you read or see on the net may not be true :eek:

Practical

Originally posted by Venom

So again I ask for the proof to back up your comments and not just the "oh its posted on the net so it must be true" lark.

Didn't you just ask me for links to websites or names of articles and authors to prove this "fact" so if I had of posted them you would of thought twice about these "facts"

heh I think you are just looking for a argument gg wp pld n1 imo tbh

Venom

Drat foiled again

amp

Fact: This is not a fact

Kopf

Course it's not true!

How would people find out all those, and prove them as statistics?

it's amusing because it provokes thought about these things, "jesus, you probably *do* touch that many dicks from opening doors"...