The proud mothers

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Mrs. Murphy, Mrs. Byrne, and Mrs. O'Brien are discussing their sons. Mrs Murphy says, "Now my Kevin, what a man! He lives in America. A world famous lawyer, he is, with big shot clients, a mansion in Beverly Hills, a summer home in Hawaii. He has a beautiful wife, and everything a man could want in the world."

Mrs. Byrne says, "That's nice. I'll tell you about my son Jonathan. He is a doctor, a world-famous researcher. He travels across the world on conferences, talks, lectures. He was nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine. What a man!"

Mrs. O'Brien says, "My Michael, he's an engineer. Now, he makes maybe $35,000 a year, and he's not famous. But his willy is so long, you can line up ten pigeons in a row on it."

The ladies sip their tea for a while. Then, Mrs. Murphy says, "Actually, I got a confession to makes. Kevin's an up-and-coming lawyer in Los Angeles, but he doesn't have a mansion or a summer home. He's a bright young man with a good future."

Mrs. Byrne says: "Well, I got a confession too. Jonathan is a good doctor, and he got his share of scholarships, but a Nobel prizewinner, he isn't." They all look expectantly at Mrs. O'Brien.

"Well, all right, I'll tell the truth too. The last bird has to stand on one leg."