Joke, as gaeilge.

stevoslice

Don't get mad if i get some of the tenses wrong.

Bhì beirt fear in san IRA ag sùil go dtì an mbothar nuair a feiceann siad fear eile ar an mballa.

'An cheapainn tù fear anseo in san UVF' arsa Martin.
'Knee cheapaim' arsa Gerry.

Shazbat

(Just a few minor corrections!!! As best I could)

Bhì beirt fear in san IRA ag súil síos an mbóthar nuair a chonaic siad fear ag suí ar an mballa.

'An cheapainn tù go bhfuil an fear sin san UVF' arsa Martin.
'Knee cheapaim' arsa Gerry.

Harmo

Does any1 wanna translate my irish aint the best.

daveJAM

Two men in the IRA are walking down the street and they see a man sitting on a wall.

"Do you think that man's in the UVF?" says Martin
Then Gerry says "Ni ceapaim" which is irish for "I dont think so" but sounds like "Kneecap him"

Tellox

rofl
(note that I laughed before the explanation)

Harmo

lol cheers Davjm

Mossy Monk

i got that on a text message months ago and a friend from England read it (i translated it) and she was really offended by it. it's very funny BTW

daveJAM

For those of you who doubt the usefulness of pass LC irish!