Jack Schitt

Paladin · 10-03-2000 12:04am #1

Who is Jack Schitt? (The Lineage Revealed)
>
> Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't
> know Jack Schitt!"
> Now, you can handle this situation:
>
> Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> fertilizer heiress, married Oh Schitt,
> the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and
> the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, Deep
> Schitt & Dip Schitt (twins), Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
>
> Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dum Schitt, a high
> school dropout.
>
> Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a meek and
> mild-mannered son, Chicken Schitt.
>
> Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and
> it was no surprise when they married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
>
> The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd & Hoarse.
>
> Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and recently returned with his
> new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced, Noe later
> married Bob Sherlock; because
> her kids lived with them, she kept her previous name and was then known
> as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
>
> So, the next time someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
> correct them with the real "scoop!"
> (or is that "poop"?)