blatant racial discrimination

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

The teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at break time?"
Alice replied, "I played in the sand pit."
Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."
She does and gets a sweet.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at break time.
Billy replies, "I played with Alice in the sand pit."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a sweetie."
Billy does, and gets a sweet.

Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at break time.
He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard correctly, I'll give you a sweetie."

Spiffing

Haha?

Thanx 4 The Fish

Even funnier the second time

superconor

brilliant man. there is a boy in the year below me from...........that area. i think he gets stick, but anytime i se him i say hi an all. o yeh good joke

pauldeehan

I like irony. It is good.:)