Urban Legends...

Shane

Everyone stick in one that they've heard...

sceptre

www.snopes.com

The Gopher

I heard one im not sure is true or not.
When Neil Armstrong got to the moon he said something like"Good luck Mr Gordevsky"[some east european name like that anyway].Most people assumed that he was wishing luck to a russian astronaut but there was none of that name.A few decades later he finally revealed why he said it.When he was a boy his neighbours next door were of that name.He once heard them arguing and the wife told him?
"You want oral sex?Ill give you oral sex when the boy next door walks on the moon!"
And the rest,as they say,is history...........

Frank Grimes

From the above site:

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm

The Sweeper

Dont know how accurate I have this, but

Mae West came to visit Dublin, and met then Lord Mayor Alfie Byrne. She said to him, (as she was famed to say,)

"Why don't you come up and see me some time?"

Good holy catholic Alfie responded with "I can't, it's Lent"

Ms. West answered:

"well when you get it back then come up and see me."

bombidol

The worst one is the maky tale of the kidney/liver removal, bath of ice, hotel, black market, ........................... Faint

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Hobbes

I heard one where Armstrong was found in a hotel room with a plastic tube and a gerbil screaming "Go Gordevsky, go!". They rushed him into hospital but when he came through later he found out his kidney was missing.

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Snopes is possibly one of the best sites for Urban legends. Their forums are intresting too, you should see the amount of investigation they do on some things.

Stephen

I remember one that shinji posted on these boards a long time ago, about a girl and a lobster... it was utterly sickening

I'm sure someone will dig it up.

sceptre

If that's the one I'm thinking of, I could well do without ever hearing it again.

strat

Originally posted by sceptre
If that's the one I'm thinking of, I could well do without ever hearing it again.

ohh god
morbid curosity got the better of me and i looked it up on www.snopes.com eurgh
lets just say i decided to stop reading half way through

The Gopher

I heard a recent one where some girl in new zealend was on a gameshow.But she didnt know it.Apparently she was a huge fan of one of the american boybands.So her parents entered her on this show.What happened i think was that the boyband members were to hide in her bedroom and come out in front of her live on tv seen through hidden cameras by the viewers.But this was meant to be a suprise for the girl and she knew nothing.So while the boyabnd is hiding in the wardrobe and the cameras are beaming live across the country she starts **** on live tv,not knowing thousands of viewers,including her parents we presume,were watching!
Is that true?

Mercury_Tilt

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sceptre

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt


The version I read was ...she rubbed dog food on her.........

And it was Ricky Martin.

It's the version I heard too (though I heard about the surprise party with co-workers before it)
http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/peanutbt.htm

Seriously, go through the snopes site (and urbanlegends.com, though snopes is updated frequently) - great fun.