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joke du jour

  • 03-07-2002 1:56pm
    #1
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭


    A drunk got up from the bar.
    A few minutes later, a loud scream came from the restroom.
    what's wrong?! shouted the bartender through the closed door.
    I'm sitting on the toilet and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my privates, slurred the drunk.
    The bartender opened the door and said, You eejit! you're sitting on the mop bucket.

    hehehe:D


Comments

  • #2
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    brilliant joke.
    never heard it before.
    this will be one for the pub at the weekend :D


  • #3
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    The best joke ever:

    Oh shít, Wrong hole!


  • #4
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    ROFL

    This one will be a classic


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