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things not to say to the guarda

BEAT · 2002-07-02 15:03:58

-I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. -Sorry, I did'nt realize my radar detector was'nt plugged in -Arenn't you the guy from village people? -hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! -are you andy or barney? -You're not gonna check the boot are you? -I pay your salary! -do you…

02-07-2002 3:03pm

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BEAT

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-I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.
-Sorry, I did'nt realize my radar detector was'nt plugged in
-Arenn't you the guy from village people?
-hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
-are you andy or barney?
-You're not gonna check the boot are you?
-I pay your salary!
-do you know why you pulled me over? okay, just so one of us does.
-I was trying to keep up with the rest of traffice. yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
- when they ask say...your eyes look red son, have you been drinking? you probably shouldn't say, gee, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

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#2 02-07-2002 8:13pm

Pugsley

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lol, their all class,especially the 4th

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#3 03-07-2002 8:02pm

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nice1 exspecially about ther village people

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#4 03-07-2002 8:41pm

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priceless:D

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#5 03-07-2002 8:44pm

phobos

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It's been posted before, but funny nevertheless

;-phobos-)

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#6 03-07-2002 11:04pm

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OMG
/me points animated sig...
badboy..

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