Away

imp

Hello.

iMP is going away to Spain for two weeks!

So if you don't hear from me I'm probably not dead.

Better luck next time!

}:>

Spiked&Skewered

See Imp? Its been three days and no-one's posted a reply. And you've only gotten 17 views. It's like I've always told you: nobody loves you. Not even you.
And I want Akira vol.5 back, you've had for months.

So come on,does anyone REALLY like Imp? Honestly now. If he were to, say, die would there be a big Imp shaped hole in your life? No.
There'd be a big lump of dead imp that Sven and I could play with. Oh what fun we'd have...

Best thing about this is that Imp's so insecure he can't tell if I'm joking or not. Have fun in Spain, and bring me back something sharp.

imp

YOU B@STARD!!!!

YOU SPELT MY USERNAME WRONG!!!!!!! My name is iMP

<NIALL>By the way Kven(guess who this is) I must say that I was both impressed and HORROFIED ny your impressive/worrying display of biting CRUELTY and TOTURE so I am going to commend you and curse you with insecurity(thrice times thrice) to teach you a lesson. And I protected myself from "silent revenge" so DON´T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!(three exclamation marks...you know what that means)!!!
P.S am I joking???</NIALL>

}:>

eth0_

Originally posted by Spiked&Skewered


Best thing about this is that Imp's so insecure he can't tell if I'm joking or not. Have fun in Spain, and bring me back something sharp.

You CTYI kids are very twisted, aren't you. Poor imp.

qwidgybo

i love you,ian

just haven't been online to tell you,my dear.

and YOU,anti-ian-person,you are SILLY.just Plain SILLY.

shep the malevolent pixie

um....i love you?.....
"YOU'RE A F*CKING TOASTER! YOU'RE NOTHING! THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE, A TOASTER!!!"
i love johnny the homicidal maniac.....
sHep :cool:

strawberry

Ian is one of the good things in life. Like chinese tea. I'd die w/o my tea.

Hey Niall. R u and ian going to b internet extensions of each other for the nxt two weeks?
Cos I've got a strong imagination and I dont want any icky dreams.

so....I LOVE IAN. Which he knows already.

Kev-go away and find a life. no wait, you have Akira, u dont need a life.....well we'll c about that!

Crash

Hehe, should have known that was Niall.

Ian, i'd miss ya man.

Evil, evil Niall

(actually i probably would'nt notice )

ONly kidding Ian

lordsippa

Kev I love you and want your bab... oh wait... we tried that. Next time we bring a woman to the insemination... ehehehehe...

Anyway... yes... ian. no-one loves you. sorry. BUT we do tolerate you, which is more than can be said for poor... whatshisnameagain?

and... um... teehee! Niall is getting a hard time for being such a mean spirited smee! WHEEE!

oh and i'm actually feeling quite nice today. quite fun... inspired and glad to be alive! IT'S SOOOO GOOD!

Um... etho person thing... kev ain't one of us. he's just... someone... bwahahahaha!

And niall... stop treating life as if it was a game of magic <oh i will see that game ended, cut up, burned and then danced around mockingly! GRR!>.

qwidgybo

which niall would this be??a niall i know??hmm?

smiles

Originally posted by eth0_


You CTYI kids are very twisted, aren't you. Poor imp.

I'm going to ask you *nicely* not to call my friends twisted.

<< Fio >>

lordsippa

oh come on fio. this is the be a bitch to everyone thread and one that's well needed. <thank you kev>

anyway... chill babes. it's cool. eth0 made a humourous comment and although i got the whole sense of wit to your post <love the sig btw> chill babes. that whole thing could escalate and next thing you know your post count is as high as hobbes! ;p

Sven brings peace to the world man.

Peace.

smiles

ah sven, i am chilled, it's called "sarcasm", that "person" has been busying causing trouble on various other threads for me.

<< Fio >>

eth0_

Originally posted by smiles
ah sven, i am chilled, it's called "sarcasm", that "person" has been busying causing trouble on various other threads for me.

<< Fio >>

Smiles, would you quit your vendetta?
I was taking the piss, making a funny blah de blah blah. It's nice to see at least Lordsippa hasn't had a sense of humour bypass...

shep the malevolent pixie

there should be a motorway called sense of humour bypass...or even a bypass called sense of humour bypass.... i said the word bypass way too many times just there, and now it's lost all meaning. i wanna be a mongoose.
sHep :cool:

100TH POST!WOOOO!! :rolleyes:

Moni

You wanna be a MONGOOSE!?!

are you referring to Invader Zim, the most amazing cartoon ever?

smiles

Originally posted by eth0_


Smiles, would you quit your vendetta?
I was taking the piss, making a funny blah de blah blah. It's nice to see at least Lordsippa hasn't had a sense of humour bypass...

what vandetta?

you're the only one "loosing" your head.

<< Fio >>

PS. WOW! I MADE MEH A FUNNEH!

lordsippa

Eth0... shut up and don't be a dick to fio, right. sure she missed the point but don't give her **** man. please?

and fio... don't react to it like a 4 year old!

<this is still the being bitchy board and I'm still considered neutral right?>

eth0_

Originally posted by smiles


what vandetta?

you're the only one "loosing" your head.

Why do you keep saying "loosing"? Point out to me exactly where I mis-spelt this word.

smiles

Sven, no offense, but I didn't miss the point, my reply was "sarcastic", which is surprisingly missed by the majority of people

:rolleyes:

<< Fio >>

Karoma

smiles: when did you last have an orgasm?
smiles: ..with something alive?

strawberry

Oh you sad sad children.
Karoma, eth0_-instead of looking for other peoples humour why dont you go find your own?
Hint:you may need gloves and it'll hurt for a few days after.

Anyone else feel like insulting smiles?


Speaking of mongeese/mongooses,
RIKI TIKKI TAVI RICKS!!!!

Karoma

just testing a theory...

smiles

Originally posted by Karoma
smiles: when did you last have an orgasm?
smiles: ..with something alive?

I don't see how my sex life has *anything* to do with this thread.

Go talk to Kharn 'mkay?

<< Fio >>

dNC | Tickle

wrong board

lordsippa

Fio, if you look at my first reaction to you and Eth0 trading words you'll notice my comment on your use of WIT. so ha!

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of insult...

actually... that's a lie.

Shiminay

I have but one thing to add to this thread...

RARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eth0_ - give it a rest, eh?

Karoma - please don't ask about the private goings on of a Moderator - it's not clever and it'll get you into trouble. DeVore gives us all 3 special "once only" bannings that we're allowed to use at any time in our careers as Moderators, but these aren't ordinary bannings - they're the kind of banning where we call do your door and take sledge hammers to you and your PC and make sure that you are left without any doubt as to who's boss.
Joking aside, I'd rather not see you say anything like that to my girlfriend again - I'm not pleasant when I'm angry and I'm prone to all sorts of silly things.

LordSippa - this is Fio trolling

Strawberry - remind me to not ever get you cross with me

The rest of you - carry on and thank you for the use of your board (perfect gentleman me!)....

imp

Well its nice to see that Aideen and Grace and Chloe all love me, and Neil misses me. awwww. Sven´s not getting a present now!!

By the way, Niall´s not the evil one! It´s Kev! Or it was, until he apologised.

}:>

Asuka

The point of this thread is that iMP is away. Everyone got that? Ok. I dont think it has any other useful information to impart, although useless information levels are high.

Thread locked.

A