Ohhh woe is me. My problems in coitalness.

Mercury_Tilt

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Enygma

They're supposed to moan!

Uhh hehe, ok, get a book on it or something I dunno I'm crap too

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Yet my partners still moan a lot.

i think the fact that you have multiple partners in bed is probably the answer. you are too spread out (no pun intended) and need to 'lighten the load' so to speak. if you keep it down to 3 or 4 then you maye be able to provide a more satisfying occasion for your friends......

elexes

if its all one night stands you cant expect it to be brillent but the longer your with somone you will get to know what they like the way they like it etc... also take ur time try different things if your going to shoot stop change into another position

do rember there is more then 185 positions

azezil

read books/ watch vid's on ways to improve your sex life.

smiles

If you take the piss out of this Merc. then the thread will be deleted, 'mkay?

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Mercury_Tilt

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elexes

dont forget to do set by step guide to what u done with photos or better yet film

Mills

What do you mean if he takes the piss out of this?

Gordon

Merc are you being serious? (for once!)

If so - tell us more about your problems - why you think you're bad in bed.

Or maybe you like padlocks

Kolodny

Yes. Give us a few examples of why you think you're not doing well...

(I will try to give helpful female point of view replies... honest.)

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Kolodny
Yes. Give us a few examples of why you think you're not doing well...

(I will try to give helpful female point of view replies... honest.)

oh dear, youve given away your gender now.

now youre going to have all sorts of weird people pm'ing you....

Clintons Cat

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt


for example.....
I never knew there were over 185 positions. Where did the extra 15 come from for a start?? And how many more are there above that??

2 tips

Firstly stick to two or three positions during sex continual switching of positions interupts the intimacy of the moment.Try other positions occasionaly but until you can master the basics it doesn't really matter how many fingers you can balance upon,whilst reciting the makras shrive,you will still be crap in bed.

secondly and this might come as a shock to some,try doing it sober.

thirdly,in all matters sexual never forget foreplay.You can remember this by the handy accronym "IAMSNFF".You know how to do all that foreplay stuff dont you?Unpleasant as it might seem it is important that prior to engaging in it,under no circumstances should you ever make a face like you were about to kiss your granny.

Kolodny

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan



oh dear, youve given away your gender now.

now youre going to have all sorts of weird people pm'ing you....

Nothing new there then.

Mercury_Tilt

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WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Kolodny


Nothing new there then.

since ive never pm'd you, does that mean im normal?
hmmmmmmm
/me hmmmmmmm's......

LegacyUser

well mercury so far uv told us ur gay,ur a virgin and ur crap in bed wat next???
Im gettin very sick of ur lies,make up ur mind these boards are here for truth not fiction

smiles

Well, i'm afraid you'll have to try and figure it out on your own for a while merc.

Banned for a few days to let him know that he's not always funny and his spam is rather annoying.

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