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Jesus' emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption all over the world.

  • 03-03-2000 10:07am
    #1
    Lucutus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
    disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption
    problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached
    the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they
    should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to
    proceed.

    It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the
    members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

    The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
    disciples begin to return to heaven.

    Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Paul"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Paul?"
    "Hashish from Morocco"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Mark"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Mark?"
    "Marijuana from Colombia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Matthew"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Matthew ?"
    "Cocaine from Bolivia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's John"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring, John ?"
    "Crack from New York"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    It's Luke"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Luke ?"
    "Speed from Amsterdam"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Judas"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Judas ?"

    "The FBI, YOU SCUM BAGS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE FÚCKING WALL!"
    Lucutus of Borg



Comments

  • #2
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    lol
    This is Commander in chief of the USS Esses, signing off.


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