Rugby joke

Jak · 03-03-2000 10:41am #1

A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is looking for new
talent in the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On watching a rugby
match there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves to take him back to Garryowen.
The Bosnian dying to get out of his horrible existence, agrees. Back in Ireland that
year Garryowen and their arch rivals Shannon are neck and neck at the top of the league
table, entering into the last day of the season.

To make matters more tense, they are playing each other in the last game. At 15 points each going into the last minute of
the game the ball drops to Slavan, Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who runs past 3
Shannon players to score the winning try. Soon after
there are wild celebrations as Garryowen celebrate their win.
Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by the manager to guzzle back
champagne back in the dressing room with the rest of the team. But before doing
this, Slavan insists that he be able to ring his mother back home to
tell her the good news.

On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what mum, you won't
believe what happened over here today, we won the game and I scored the
winning try and I'm a hero....."

His mother interrupts ".....you selfish
*******", she says "you are always thinking of yourself. Do you have any
idea what happened to us today. Your Father was stabbed and beaten, i was attacked while
shopping and your sister was was raped and taken away
from us ....AND our house has been burnt to the
ground!".

"But mum, your not being fair. You're acting as
if all this was my
fault", says Slavan.
"Your damn right it is, it was your ****in' idea
to move to Limerick"

Remember ... Just a joke ppl,

JAK.