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Before And After

TheWolf · 2002-05-27 11:47:42

A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet." The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a…

27-05-2002 11:47am

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TheWolf

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A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they
settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly
"Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby
isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have
to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on
her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up
concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your
nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have
mad sex for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off
to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over
the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face
on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts, "clumsy bitch."

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#2 27-05-2002 9:54pm

Mossy Monk

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i like that

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#3 28-05-2002 12:10am

Spunog UIE

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ahh thats brillo, totally forgot about that joke till the 2nd last line still brings a smile to the face.

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#4 28-05-2002 12:23am

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good one

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#5 29-05-2002 10:17am

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Mwah ha... "clumsy bitch" great stuff...

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