-=Ultimate Questionnaire=-

dysfunct

Ok so i nicked the format from The Mad Hatters box in Hotpress.
But answer the questions anyway!!!

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Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First:
Last:

Whats your favoutite saying?

Whats your favourite record?

Whats your favourite musician?

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book:
Author:

Whats your favourite film?

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor:
Actress:

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food:
Drink:
Stimulant:

Whats your favourite TV programme?

Whats your favourite TV personality?

Whats your favourite item of clothing?

Who is you most desirable date?

What is your favourite method of relaxation?

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:
Disappointment:

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven:
Hell:

What is your greatest ambition?

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?

Whats your biggest fear?

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?

What would be your dying words?

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Copy and paste that into your reply and fill in the answers.
Oh and Monty is there any chance you could make this a sticky if theres a lot of replies?

BEAT

ok, although this is ridiculously long...here goes:

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: (if he were alive) Jack Kerouac or Frank sinatra
Last: ben stiller

Whats your favoutite saying? dont sweat the small stuff

Whats your favourite record? Beatle's Abbey road

Whats your favourite musician? John Lennon

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Borstal Boy
Author: brendan behan

Whats your favourite film? The Godfather Series / LOTR

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Bing Crosby/pacino/deniro
Actress: maureen o'hara/roberts/dukakis

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
hmm...which one

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: anything Italian
Drink: pina coloda
Stimulant: perfume/cologne

Whats your favourite TV programme?
dont watch tv
Whats your favourite TV personality?
" "
Whats your favourite item of clothing?
my tommy shoes...so comfortable
Who is you most desirable date?
hmm...someone in real life
What is your favourite method of relaxation?
candles in the darkness with classical or jazz/blues playing
If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
none
Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: let ya know when it happens
Disappointment: too many to count

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: somewhere I hope exists but may not get into
Hell: here on earth

What is your greatest ambition?
for the world to know my name
If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
the snow owl
What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
the 1950's and 60's...because everything was changing and new...I would have been famous then for sure
If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
pray and eat...a lot
Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
me
Whats your biggest fear?
getting lost and not getting found
I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
wow...maybe if i can only pick one...electricity
I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
who knows, maybe they all were
What would be your dying words?
forgive me for I have lived

pauldeehan

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: My Friends.
Last: My grandmother?

Whats your favoutite saying?
Where ever you are, there you are.

Whats your favourite record?
At present... Good Feeling by Travis

Whats your favourite musician?
Ummm... Fran Healy?

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Of Mice And Of Men
Author: Stephen King

Whats your favourite film?
That's like asking a father to choose his favourite child. The Deer Hunter, maybe.

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Christopher Walken
Actress: Cameron Diaz

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Every moment since I was born has been a close tie.

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Shredded Chicken with chilli and garlic sauce
Drink: Coca cola
Stimulant: Caffeine

Whats your favourite TV programme?
24

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Jonathan Ross (Film 2002)

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
Jeans

Who is you most desirable date?
Sarah Michelle Gellar (drools)

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Sleep

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Bounty Hunting.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:
Disappointment: Realising that I couldn't fill in the thrill section.

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Sorta like "What Dreams May Come"
Hell: School, around the time when exams start.

What is your greatest ambition?
To do something worthwhile while I'm still alive.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
A dog. They seem happy all the time.

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
Around the time of Neolithic man. I would be a god unto them and they would worship me.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Go down to the batcave, throw on my suit and do something about it!!!

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
I'm sorry, not my area of expertise.

Whats your biggest fear?
Being a failure

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
The TV.

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
The Pyramids. They were pointy. And little else.

What would be your dying words?
It's so beautiful...it's.... AHHHHH, Get off me you spawn of Satan!!!

The Sweeper

/me steers well clear of this thread on the grounds that it's already too easy to pick up an internet stalker.

jonno

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Yoda
Last: Ian Paisley

Whats your favoutite saying? UUUMMMMMM

Whats your favourite record? Anything from counting crows to U2

Whats your favourite musician? Bono and Adam Duritz

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: LOTR
Author: J.R.R Tolkien

Whats your favourite film? Casablanca, All Star Wars, E.T

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Humphrey Bogart, Kevin Spacey
Actress: Natalie Portman or Ingrid Bergman

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Whenever it was I did something embarassing

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Cajun chicken
Drink: Rock Shandy or anything alcoholic, whichever
Stimulant: Caffiene

Whats your favourite TV programme? The Simpsons or motorsport programmes

Whats your favourite TV personality? Homer

Whats your favourite item of clothing? Jeans

Who is you most desirable date? Natalie Portman (like you had to ask)

What is your favourite method of relaxation? Watching movies

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue? directing motion pictures

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Watching Casablanca for the first time
Disappointment: Schumacher breaking his leg in 1999

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: "What Dreams May Come"
Hell: A dark bottomless pit.

What is your greatest ambition? To make movies

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? A Zebra

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why? The 40's

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Prepare to die

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person? yoda

Whats your biggest fear? falling

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? The computer

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention? Opel cars

What would be your dying words? Well that's that then!!!

Chowmein

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: My friends
Last: Gorge W Bush Jr

Whats your favoutite saying?
Stay back, I know Karate! And 7 other Japanese words! or Guns dont kill people, Bullets do!
Whats your favourite record?
System of a Down by System of a Down, ATM
Whats your favourite musician?
Rage Against the Machine
Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Thief of Time
Author: Terry Pratchett

Whats your favourite film?
The Matrix/LOTR/Leon
Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor:
Actress: Natalie Portman

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Tomany to pick just one
Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Gualamole
Drink: Vodka/Coke/Beer
Stimulant: Caffiene

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Whats your favourite TV personality?
Bender
Whats your favourite item of clothing?
Boots
Who is you most desirable date?
Natalie Portman (with wavey hair like in the new starwars movie )
What is your favourite method of relaxation?
I cant relax
If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Assassin

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Dont know............
Disappointment: Most of my life since is started Secondary school

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: A shooting gallery with all my enemys as targets
Hell: Secondary School

What is your greatest ambition?
Doing soming i might be rememberd by
If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Cat
What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
I have no idea
If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Attack who ever told me

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?

Whats your biggest fear? Dieing in a painfull unhorrifing

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? The computer, Duh!

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Nuckler missiles
What would be your dying words?
Nothing stays the same

][cEMAN**

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Myself
Last: Too many to list

Whats your favoutite saying? "HAHAHAHAHA" (So sue me I love to laugh)

Whats your favourite record? Again quite tough but i'd rate Radiohead's records quite high

Whats your favourite musician? Between James Hetfield and Eric Clapton

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: LOTR
Author: Tolkien

Whats your favourite film? Shawshank Redemption

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Al Pacino
Actress: Julia Roberts - y'know I don't know really...

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life? TBH I can't think of one

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Meat (All kinds)
Drink: Water - Ballygowan still
Stimulant: A woman

Whats your favourite TV programme? The Simpsons

Whats your favourite TV personality? Jack Dee

Whats your favourite item of clothing? An old jumper I have

Who is you most desirable date? I don't know her name or who she is. And I wouldn't tell you if I knew :P

What is your favourite method of relaxation? Sleep

If you weren't pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue? Music or Films

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: A nice surpise when you're not expecting it
Disappointment: When people are people

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Either complete understanding or complete ignorance
Hell: What lies in between

What is your greatest ambition? To be truely happy

If you weren't a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? An eagle

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why? Now - to know of people's blindnesses in other times and not being able to do anything would be unbearable. It's only just bareable now. Prejudice is an evil thing

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Get together with the ones I love and tell them as much

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person? Michael Jordan

Whats your biggest fear? Ignorance

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? Language

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention? Drugs (I know i'll get flamed for that but tbh if you can't accept life as it is then we're all doomed. "A brave new world")

What would be your dying words? I don't know - i'll tell you when I get there...

Kali

here ya go

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: my best friend.
Last: some fascist nazi type skinhead

Whats your favoutite saying? "in fairness"

Whats your favourite record? pink floyd - wish you were here

Whats your favourite musician? bjork

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Author: douglas adams

Whats your favourite film? the incredible "Life Is Beautiful" or "La Vita è bella"

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Brad Pitt
Actress: Angelina Jolie (mmm)

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
walking in on a pair or ppl mid-sexual action .. and trying to start a conversation, hell i was pissed

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: thai beef curry
Drink: most chilean cabernet sauvignons
Stimulant: vodka & lucozade

Whats your favourite TV programme? south park

Whats your favourite TV personality? cartman

Whats your favourite item of clothing? my flarey cords

Who is you most desirable date? carly pope

What is your favourite method of relaxation? listening to floyd or múm or amon tobin..

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue? mechanic/car dealer

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: seeing brian wilson live in concert...
Disappointment: err i dont know.. theres not too many

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: decent music and being with your friends.
Hell: crap music and being alone, hehe

What is your greatest ambition? to fly the spruce goose seventy leagues under the sea to the underwater land of the pacific queen.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? skippy th ebush kangaroo

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why? the 60s, cos it sounded bloody great.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? laugh at the person who told me.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person? liz hurley

Whats your biggest fear? err maggots in my brain? yeah thatll do.

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? the guitar or the piano...

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention? sinclair c5

What would be your dying words? "so long suckers"

Makaveli

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: my friends
Last: one of my cousins who I truly hate

Whats your favourite saying?
'shut up'

Whats your favourite record?
hmm hard one. Dj Shadow - Endtroducing maybe

Whats your favourite musician?
Guru (of Gang Starr)

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Sleepers
Author:

Whats your favourite film?
Stand By Me or One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Samuel L. Jackson
Actress: Louise Fletcher

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Dunno

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Chicken Paprika
Drink: Coke
Stimulant: Sugar

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Oz

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Homer Simpson

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
My L.A. Lakers jersey

Who is you most desirable date?
Talisa Soto (mmmmmmmm Princess Kitana)

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Sleep

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Music maybe

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: dunno
Disappointment: dunno

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: where God lives
Hell: where God doesnt live

What is your greatest ambition?
Never really thought about it.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Tiger

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
This one, it's where all my stuff is.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Laugh

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
dont care about fashion

Whats your biggest fear?
Failure

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Toilet paper...

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
The Cigarette

What would be your dying words?
Look at me I'm dying.

Goodshape

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Jack Nicholson
Last: Finbarr

Whats your favoutite saying?
Be mindful of the living force

Whats your favourite record?
Nevermind

Whats your favourite musician?
Led Zepplin (=best band ever), Pearl Jam / Radiohead (=what I listen to most these days)

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Lord of The Rings
Author: Tolkin

Whats your favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove / Fight Club

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: ...dunno, johnny depp or jack nicholson or someone like that.
Actress: havint a clue.

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
?

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: anything microwavable
Drink: Guinness (or Lucozade)
Stimulant: Cannibis

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Star Trek / Simpsons / South Park / Black Books

Whats your favourite TV personality?
dont have one

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
dont have one

Who is you most desirable date?
Shakira

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Smoking a joint in the bath

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Web design or something like that

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Star Wars Episode II
Disappointment: Star Wars Episode I

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: eternal relaxing nothingness.
Hell: eternal burning pain

What is your greatest ambition?
to make a film which is admired by at least a few people

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Dolphin... thouse dudes have the craic

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
this one's just fine... film tecnology is at the stage where almost anything is posable... from making it big with a Blair Witch style deal to creating worlds in Star Wars epp2.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
party

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Johnothan Ross

Whats your biggest fear?
Cancer

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Computers

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Microsoft Windows

What would be your dying words?
oh look.. blood

SYL

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: I bloody hate Bday parties, so nobodys comin'
Last:

Whats your favoutite saying? Has to be "Fu<k", plain and simple

Whats your favourite record? Loads of fav. ones', but overall best would be 'Ocean Machine' by Devin Townsend

Whats your favourite musician? As above, Hevy Devy Townsend

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: The Crow Road by Iain M. Banks
Author: Terry Brooks

Whats your favourite film? Evil Dead 2 / Braindead / Predator / Dog Soldiers

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Bruce Campbell or Sean Connery
Actress: probably Sigourney Weaver

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life? Actually expecting Quozl to have some intelligence. I fu<ked up there, big time.

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Lasange
Drink: Coffee, Guinness or Fruit 10 (vitamin fruit drink)
Stimulant: Air

Whats your favourite TV programme? None reallly.....

Whats your favourite TV personality? Graham Norton

Whats your favourite item of clothing? CAT boots

Who is you most desirable date? Kelly LeBrock (era 1986)

What is your favourite method of relaxation? Being Alone

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue? The one I shall be doing soon, Psychologist.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Getting a place in trinity college after working for it for about 5 years.
Disappointment: Not getting it last year!!!!!

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Being left alone for once.
Hell: Being with annoying smelly, noisy people...who are thick!

What is your greatest ambition? To succeed where others haven't

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? Shark, Tiger or some sort of large meat eating Dinosaur.

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why? Medieval times. I love castles.....and the smell of burning oil. And the fact that if someone seriously dissed you, you could slay them in the street where they stood and not be arrested for it.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Knock off early.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person? All the members of Mushroomhead.

Whats your biggest fear? Failure, unfulfilled desires, clingy people

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? Language

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention? Quozl

What would be your dying words? "Fu<k you all, I'm outta here"

Irish_Ranger_IR

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
/me steers well clear of this thread on the grounds that it's already too easy to pick up an internet stalker.

Hear Hear......

GreenHell

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Obviously myself
Last: Those damn Lizards from the bud ad

Whats your favoutite saying?
**** off

Whats your favourite record?
Pick one?

Whats your favourite musician?
Glen Hansard

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Microserfs
Author: Terry Pratchett

Whats your favourite film?


Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: J
Actress: Silent Bob

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Wasting my time on this

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Beans made from coffee
Drink: coffee
Stimulant: caffiene

Whats your favourite TV programme?
SG1

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Mike Murphy

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
g string

Who is you most desirable date?
Charisma Carpenter

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Smoking

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Mob boss

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:
Disappointment:

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Slightly better than hell
Hell: Slightly worse than heaven

What is your greatest ambition?
To eat my weight in coffee beans

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Pink Elephant

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
Now, because I can

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Say you were lying

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Prince

Whats your biggest fear?
Ending up, spending about 6 hours a day posting on boards.ie with no social life, OH GOD!

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Cheese

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Bread

What would be your dying words?
Why the **** did I eat the cheese

Khynareth

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Flo
Last: Rory

Whats your favoutite saying?
When you have friends, you don't need ennemies (Occupez vous de mes amis, mes ennemis, je m'en charge)

Whats your favourite record?
Too many to choose

Whats your favourite musician?
Same as above

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: (Let's remain very classical): The Lord of The Ring
Author: JRR Tolkien

Whats your favourite film?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Tim Curry
Actress: Sigourney Weaver

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
I was with my boyfriend... His father entered the room, my boyfriend grabbed the duvet and left me with... Nothing....

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Hey, I'm French, how do you want me to chose. It's like putting a belgian person in a circular room telling them there is a french fry in the corner....

Drink: Bailey
Stimulant: Sex

Whats your favourite TV programme?
NEVER watch Tv

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Same as above

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
Silk Kimono

Who is you most desirable date?
Euh... Euh... I'll come back to you later, not sure I have any right now.

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Yoga + meditation in a dark room

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Writing/Drawing (more)

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: ... Seeing Ozzy on Sunday, but that's just right now...
Disappointment: ... My F****** job

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Not sure I believe it can exist
Hell: endless fall in a bottomless pit

What is your greatest ambition?
Stop working within the next 10 year and travel for the rest of my days

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? Cat... Eagle... Tiger... Eagle...

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
Middle ages. Been there before, like it best...

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Take a drink, sit outside and wait with my camera.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Queen Elisabeth

Whats your biggest fear?
n/a

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
ME

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
ME?

What would be your dying words?
At last...

smoke.me.a.kipper

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First:my friends.
Last:not nice people.

Whats your favoutite saying?
"clearly".

Whats your favourite record?
dont have 'one'

Whats your favourite musician?
dont have 'one'

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book:again, dont have 'one'
Author:yet, again, dont have 'one'

Whats your favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove.

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor:Robert DeNero (sp?)
Actress:dont have 'one'.

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
admitting i have a problem.

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food:microwave bagel bites.
Drink:orange juice / cider / whisky
Stimulant:sleep.

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Red Dwarf / The Simpsons / Family Guy

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Homer Simpson.

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
my 'clockwork boards.ie' t-shirt / my 'Notre Dame' t-shirt.

Who is you most desirable date?
Alison Hannigan(sp?) (michelle from american pie, also in buffy)

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
sleep.

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Astronaut - not really feasible though.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:getting into college.
Disappointment:failing college.

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven:where nice people go.
Hell:where bad people go.

What is your greatest ambition?
to lead a long and happy life.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
tiger

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
id like to re-live my childhood, with the knowledge i have now.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
make plans.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Julian Clary

Whats your biggest fear?
dying alone.

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Language.

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Differant languages.

What would be your dying words?
see 'ya all REAL soon!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: Dermo Delaney
Last: Gerard Hudge

Whats your favoutite saying?
"If you have nothing good to say about someone, say nothing at all."

Whats your favourite record?
Fenix*TX - Fenix*TX

Whats your favourite musician?
Fenix*TX

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: The Mammy
Author: Brendan O'Carroll

Whats your favourite film?
Ocean's Eleven

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Brad Pitt
Actress: Mena Suvari

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
There have been loads.

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Big Al's New Yorkers
Drink: Coca-Cola
Stimulant: (If this means what I think it does.) Plain ol' weed.

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Give My Head Peace

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Harry Enfield

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
Sentimental: my shirt from CTYI Session 1, 2001.
Pure looks: my Ireland soccer jersey.

Who is you most desirable date?
Actual romantic-ness: Lynn McGeehan
Pure looks: The chick with blonde hair and a red top who was behind me last night during Fenix*TX's set at the Jimmy Eat World concert in the Ambassador.

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Reading or listening to music.

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Roadie for Fenix*TX or Jimmy Eat World.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:
Disappointment:

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: a good punk or rock concert.
Hell: a world without computers.

What is your greatest ambition?
Get my Law degree.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Crocodile.

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
The industrial revolution, so much was completely changing!

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Spend time with my family and friends, play soccer, go to a decent concert, talk to Dermo and finally fall asleep whilst watching American Pie 2.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Brad Pitt

Whats your biggest fear?
Not having children.

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Electricity.

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Cigarettes.

What would be your dying words?
"Do not be upset at my loss, instead concentrate on accomplishing your dreams!"

amp

While I hate to blow my own trumpet (it hurts my back) this is in fact the Ultimate After HoursQuestionnaire:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=615

Winters

I dont take part in Questionnaires and im not going to start now

amp

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: My friends
Last: The Pope (he just can't dance like he used to)

Whats your favourite saying?
I like cake (natch)

Whats your favourite record?
hmmm tough one. At the moment The Dirtchamber Sessions by The Prodigy

Whats your favourite musician?
Bah, Liam Howlett

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: HHGTG
Author: Douglas Adams

Whats your favourite film?
The Blues Brothers

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Sean Connery (nyom)
Actress: Jodie Foster

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
The five years I wore a goatee.

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Viennetta Biscuit
Drink: 17 year old Ardbeg Scotch
Stimulant: Is hash a stimulant? If not, then sex.

Whats your favourite TV programme?
Scrubs at the mo

Whats your favourite TV personality?
That one that does kids tv on TnaG. Don't know what the hell she's saying but man it sounds good.

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
A well fitting t-shirt and jeans. Or my Dr No. style suit.

Who is you most desirable date?
1st January 2000 (nyom)

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Combining the food/drink/stimulants.

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Author/script writer.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Sex
Disappointment: When the people I really admire don't live forever

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: See relaxation
Hell: A world where the items listed in relaxation don't exist

What is your greatest ambition?
See career question.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
An eagle.

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
I wouldn't mind being a pirate.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
See Relaxation, only a lot quicker.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
The Pope.

Whats your biggest fear?
Being paralysed from neck down.

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
Toast.

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Manufactured pop music.

What would be your dying words?
Don't be silly, I feel fin....ug

Dont be at yourself

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: My friends
Last: A girl who shall remain nameless with whom I did horribly embarressing things at my last party)

Whats your favoutite saying? A mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

Whats your favourite record? Pixies - Doolittle

Whats your favourite musician? Frank Black

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Author: Douglas Adams

Whats your favourite film? This Is Spinal Tap

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Kevin Spacey
Actress: Sandra Bullock.

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life? There's too many to chose from

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: Spagetti Bolognaise
Drink: Robison's High Juice Pink Grapefruit + Soda Water
Stimulant: Sugar.

Whats your favourite TV programme? Probably Scrubs.

Whats your favourite TV personality? Graham Norton

Whats your favourite item of clothing? My Transformers tee

Who is your most desirable date? Dunno. Nobody famous.

What is your favourite method of relaxation? Listening to music.

If you weren't pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue? I'm not pursuing any career. Haven't a clue. A gigilo.

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: Rollercoasters.
Disappointment: dunno

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: Clouds and a big tall guy with a beard. I don't believe in it.
Hell: Don't believe.

What is your greatest ambition? To play an imstrument. I don't really think about my future.

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be? A hedgehog. What kind of ****ing question is that?

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why? Ancient Rome would have been pretty cool. Or the 60's.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Drink alcohol, smoke hash, shoot up on heroin.

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person? Me!

Whats your biggest fear? Growing old.

In your opinion what is humanities greatest invention? Electricity.

In your opinion what is humanities most useless invention? Umbrellas.

What would be your dying words? Ow, stop killing me.

OLDYELLAR

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First:my friends
Last:eamonn dunphy

Whats your favoutite saying?
fu*k that sh*t

Whats your favourite record?
system of a down , the first album simply called system of a down

Whats your favourite musician?
john dolmayan , drummer with system of a down

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book:my babysitter is a vampire
Author:dont read that much so i guess i will have to say jessica fletcher

Whats your favourite film?
happy gilmore

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor:adam sandler
Actress:dawn french

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
getting caught for putting a blow up doll in a locker

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food:deep pan pizza
Drink:lucozade
Stimulant:bulmers

Whats your favourite TV programme?
father ted

Whats your favourite TV personality?
alan partridge

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
punky fish jeans

Who is you most desirable date?
alan partridge

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
sleep.

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
something that involves sleep

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill:when i get a message on my phone
Disappointment:not getting a message on my phone

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven:clouds and friends
Hell:burn baby burn

What is your greatest ambition?
to qualify from college

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
dog

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
the 60`s , simply for the groovy pants

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
have a big party

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
alan partridge

Whats your biggest fear?
seeing a spider the day i fail colege

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
mobile phone

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
westlife

What would be your dying words?
i didnt think the whole dying words thing was true , wouhou im still alive talking to you

Frenzy

Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: oscar wilde
Last: Pat Kenny

Whats your favoutite saying?
'Art is vice, you don't marry it legitimatly you rape it' (Degas)

Whats your favourite record?
Ok Computer

Whats your favourite musician?
Radiohead

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: House of leaves
Author: can't remember

Whats your favourite film?
fight club

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: David Flincher
Actress: anyone but Julia Roberts!!!

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?
Throughing up in a sink beside my mum after going knacker drinking!

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: musscles
Drink: beer
Stimulant: sexy women

Whats your favourite TV programme?
SCRUBS

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Jools Holand

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
navy shirt

Who is you most desirable date?
Kristin Kreuk (Lana Lang from Smallville)

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
masturbation

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
Artist

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: pulling without even trying
Disappointment: not pulling after trying

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven:
being surrounded by beautifull horny women who want me to lick whipped cream of their naked boddies....
Hell:
being stuck in an elevator with Gay Burn as he does impressions of famous celebrities he once met!

What is your greatest ambition?
To be in a art history book

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
a cat

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
1. 1900s Paris staring point of cubism.
2. 1910s germany, in the bauhaus.

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
Have as much sex as possible

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Stevey Wonder

Whats your biggest fear?
not getting married and having kids

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
paint

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
Lava lamps

What would be your dying words?
'fair well and goodnight'

byte

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Who would be the first/last person you would invite to your birthday party?
First: All me mates
Last: Bin Laden (unless he comes with crate of grog)

Whats your favoutite saying? quite

Whats your favourite record? Live - Throwing Copper

Whats your favourite musician? James Hetfield/Kurt Cobain

Whats your favourite book/author?
Book: Trainspotting
Author: Irvine Welsh

Whats your favourite film? Matrix/Hackers

Whats your favourite actor/actress?
Actor: Jonny Lee Miller
Actress: Angelina Jolie

Whats the most embarassing moment of your life?Where do I start?

Whats your favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Food: steak, tatties and gravy!
Drink: Bulmers/Heineken
Stimulant: Caffeine

Whats your favourite TV programme?
South Park/ Simpsons

Whats your favourite TV personality?
Jonathan Ross

Whats your favourite item of clothing?
Me Jeans

Who is you most desirable date?
Angie Jolie

What is your favourite method of relaxation?
Sleep

If you weren' pursuing your current career, what other career would you like to pursue?
IT or electronics engineering

Whats your biggest thrill/disappointment?
Thrill: I wonder
Disappointment: too many

What is your concept of heaven/hell?
Heaven: sheer bliss with everything you ever wanted
Hell: empty nothingness

What is your greatest ambition?
Hmm. To be world famous!

If you werent a human being what other animal would you have chosen to be?
Dog probably

What peroid of history would you most like to live in and why?
10 years ago knowing what i know now

If you were told the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do?
probably panic

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
Dunno

Whats your biggest fear?
Getting incurable disease, esp cancer

I your opinion what is humanities greatest invention?
music system

I your opinion what is humanities most useless invention?
At the moment, Jordan's Honda car

What would be your dying words?
aaahh.

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