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Kolodny · 2002-05-23 16:57:39

A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his Mom is cooking and says, "Mum, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting on top of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?" The startled mother tries to recover the…

23-05-2002 4:57pm

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Kolodny

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A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his Mom is cooking and says, "Mum, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting on top of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"

The startled mother tries to recover the situation quickly and says, "Your Dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him."

The little kid just shakes his head and says, "You're wasting your time. When you go to work, the lady next door comes over and blows him right back up again."

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#2 23-05-2002 5:11pm

nanook

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i am digusted
kolodny i thought you were innocent

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#3 23-05-2002 9:15pm

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Excellent. Friggin classic!!!

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#4 24-05-2002 2:33pm

Kolodny

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Originally posted by nanook
i am digusted
kolodny i thought you were innocent

I am innocent! :mad:

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#5 24-05-2002 2:57pm

nanook

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i beleive you

:rolleyes:

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