the future of chicken

Rabies

found this on sky news ....
whats next???
fish that are hatched and already coated in batter or breadcrumbs

Spunog UIE

handy, but seriously who breeds their own chickens (like besides businesses), but turkeys, now theres an idea! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dysfunct

"Normal chickens rely on feathers to keep them dry and to regulate their temperature, and featherless birds could also be vulnerable to skin infections.

The ready-plucked chicken still needs a little tweaking, Prof. Cahaner said."

It was al going so well until they said this. :eek:

Terminator

Apparently this new breed won't be able to procreate since the male cockerel needs its fully feathered wings to the business

Beef

It looks like a scrotum with a head and legs!

Frenzy

Ok guys this is you absolute genuine chance to get in on the groud floor of something quite outstanding!

Its the next generation of food!

Yes you've heard it and as we know everyone like food so how could we fail?


This is all you have to do:

1. Develope the idea of BoneLess Chickens (c)2002.
2. Look for faults in the product.
3. Possible marketing developments.

Thats all folks the 3 easy steps to a better enviornment with Bonless Chickens, bringing you safe and convient eating.


HISTORY OF THIS PROJECT:

1. Beer
2. Creative genius Matty D whom everyone sneered at at first
but he brought us all around to his way of thinking,
and it was all so clear.
3. Other drunken discussion


BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?
(Thats the question everyone is asking)

1. Our Boneless Chickens are firstly genitically modified to be born without any bones.

2. Our Boneless Chickens are then placed after birth into moulds to shape the Bonless Chicken.
(into any shap wanted, we are at the moment considering horse shaped moulds but only the size of a cat)

3. Each mould is lined with 'Gym form 8' to create musscles in the Boneless Chicken o that they may move about and carry out some light house work, such as dusting and maybe in the future hovering.

4. After the first 3 stages of growth the Boneless Chicken is shave or plucked
(our scientists have not yet found what insulating material may form on the Boneless Chickens)

5. Due to the fact that the Boneless Chickens contain no Bones(yes it's true) they will unfortunatly lack slightly in the taste department, perhaps tasting like paper and not like chicken.
But our Scientists have found that these Boneless Chickens can be injected with serioums to create a wonderful taste.

6. The options are endless and this is only the first stage of our wonderful endever into the world of food.

7. The muscles will not be injected with a scerium they will be born with muscles. The Boneless Chicken's muscles will simply be motivated with an apparatus supplied by our good friend at 'Gym form8'.

8. Special pads will be placed on the surface of the BonelessChicken, an electrical impulse is then pass to the pad via wires.

9. The electricity pulses the muscles and builds them up give the BonelessChicken energy to digest food and faten up before harvesting.
(at this point in time we would like to put across that this process is completely safe and harmless to the BonelessChickens, they will feel only slight pain every 3 seconds)

10. The idea of this project is not to create free-ranged Chickens, which move about by themselves, it is simply a money making sceme. The BonlessChickens do not need to move about.
The are just for eating.

11. Although some V.I.P Boneless Chickens will be supplied with wheelchairs.

12. The point raise about genetically modifying the BonelessChickens to have no hair is one we have thought of but to cut cost we have decide to go ahead with producing hairy Boneless Chickens. Although they will also be modified to be capable to digest feathers, therefore cuting the cost of feeding in half.


But lets not stop here folks , this is only the start.
Tell your friends, you family and your teachers about BonelessChicken (bring a smile to the dinner table, New BonelessChickens in the shape of smiles)

As always your opinions are alway welcome,
come on don't be shy.


Keep posted for further developments

As always if you have any further ideas on this product or any of our other wonderffull products please post your replys and we will get back to you.

BonelessChickens (c)2002

[CALIBUR]

its kinda of sick to think something like that and trying to eat it..

CodeMonkey

Why exactly is the idea of a featherless chicken sick? You think chickens naturally live together in cramped spaces under red lighting so they can produce more eggs or wait for the day the animal higher up on the food chain comes for them? Imagine a world where humans are kept in cages like livestock and our masters have thousands of ways of cooking out flesh...that's how animals are already treated? Why is that acceptable?