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some bad joks.....

  • 22-05-2002 2:23pm
    #1
    sutty
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    Q. If you see a Dublin Dirt bag on a bike, why should you never
    swerve to hit him?
    A: It's probably your bike

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a suit?
    A: The accused.

    Q: Why does the River Liffey run through Dublin?
    A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a three-bed semi?
    A: A burglar.

    Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Dublin?
    A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

    Q: What do you say to a Dub on a bike?
    A: Stop thief!

    Q: What do you say to a Dub in a uniform?
    A: Big Mac and fries please.

    Q: What's the first question at a Dub pub quiz night ?
    A: What are you bleedin'looking at?

    Q: What do you call a Dub in a White Nike Shellsuit ?
    A: The Bride

    At the end of a tiny deserted pub is a huge Dub - 6ft 5in tall
    and 250lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Dub. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive
    Dub leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all
    the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the Sham replies. "Something about a job."


    *****No Dub's were actually harmed during the compiling of this
    email.

    All
    characters are fictional and any similarity to any Sham, living
    in or out of
    prison or dead is purely coincidental!*****


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