livehelper.com how can they stand it?

Cr8or

lol poor guy

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Kevin from support is here!
You : hello
Kevin : Hello Mat Haris, and welcome to Livehelper. How may I assist you today?
You : i like your name
Kevin : Good to hear. Let me know if you have any questions regarding Livehelper.
You : yes
You : i do
You : is it hard 2 set up ur service
Kevin : No, not at all.
You : is your service run server side
You : or is it run via ur serva
Kevin : The solutions reside only on our servers.
You : ohh ic
You : why is that?
Kevin : May I push you to a page that contains step by step intructions on how to configure Livehelper?
You : push me?
You : how can you do that?
Kevin : Operator pushed a web page ( http://www.livehelper.com/support2/index.html)
Kevin : That is a feature of Livehelper.
You : gah blue screen
You : stop that
Kevin : Please be specific.
You : should taht happen
You : my screen went blue
You : and white text came up
You : i hope u dident break it
Kevin : No, that shpuld be a problem of your Operating System.
Kevin : *should
You : hmm are you sure
You : i only hapened when you pened my window
Kevin : Yes.
You : opened
You : yes?
You : what do you mean by yes
Kevin : There is no problem with our system at all.
Kevin : Everything is fine.
You : now my sound is gone
You : what did you did
You : do
You : can i speak to your manager
You : please
Kevin : Please be a little more specific.
You : all i wanted was soem help and you cam along and broke my pc.
You : came
You : well my screen went blue white text came up.
You : then my sound went
Kevin : Please restart your machine.
You : did u infect em with a virus
You : i heard about this sort of thing on teh tv
You : can i please speak to your manager
Kevin : Do you have any more questions about Livehelper that I may be able to help you with today?
You : yes
You : will this happen to any of my customers
Kevin : No, not at all.
You : because this sort of thing could give my company a bad name
Kevin : I am very much sure that our Livehelper is Virus free.
You : but whats with teh blue screen?
You : and the sound
Kevin : I am sorry. That is not a problem from our side.
Kevin : Livehelper is athoroughly tested product.
You : but on happened when u pused me?
Kevin : No, I am very much sure. It was not because of that.
You : BUT IT ONLY HAPPENED WHEN U PUSHED ME
You : WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME
You : WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
You : can i speak to your manager
You : for the last time
You : please
Kevin : Pushing is concerned with Webpages, nothing else.
Kevin : He is currently not available.
You : well cna i speak to the next person in charge
You : can
Kevin : I am sorry, I cannot be specific on that.
You : what?
You : please explain
You : please be more specific
You : lol only messing
You : have a nice day
You : hehe
Kevin : Do you have any more questions about Livehelper that I may be able to help you with today?

Kali

moved to humour.
apparently its in there somewhere.