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Christian Pickup Lines

  • 16-05-2002 11:40am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    Nice bible.

    I would like to pray with you.

    You know Jesus? Hey, me too!

    God told me to come talk to you.

    I know a church where we could go and talk.

    How about a hug, sister/brother?

    Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

    Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!

    Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.

    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

    What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

    I am here for you.

    The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?

    You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

    You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

    Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

    Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
    Do you believe in Divine appointment?

    Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

    (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

    My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

    You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

    Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

    What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    sorry don't see the humour or point to this....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    I have to agree ... not very funny ....try harder !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    Hey they ain't so bad -
    Quirky but not bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭pauldeehan


    Yeah, some of them weren't too bad.
    And yes I will be using them on Friday night.


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