Blonde Joke with a difference.

KdjaCL · 11-05-2002 9:31pm #1

A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
> officer.
> > She told him she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needed
> to
> > borrow $5,000.
> >
> > The bank officer said that security would be needed for the loan, so the
> > blonde handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that was parked on the
> > street in front of the bank. Her title to the car checked out, the bank
> > agreed to accept the car as collateral and gave her the loan.
> >
> > After she left, the bank personnel
> > enjoyed a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
> collateral
> > against a $5000 loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's
> > underground garage and parked it.
> >
> > Two weeks later, the blonde returned and repaid the $5000 and interest,
> > which came to $15.41.
> >
> > The loan officer said, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your
business,
> > and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is ...why would you bother to borrow
$5000?"

To which the blonde replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
> car
> > for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
> >
> > Finally, a smart blonde joke!

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kdja

cartman · 12-05-2002 1:47am

lol

rymus · 12-05-2002 4:32am

are ya sure she wasnt a brunette? that seems a wee bit too smart a scheme for a blonde to pull off

Spiffing · 12-05-2002 10:47am

I couldn't understand that because all the arrows put the bits in wrong places

Tellox · 12-05-2002 4:09pm

theres no way in hell that was a blonde. maybe a redhead, but certainly not a blonde.

Sangre · 12-05-2002 4:12pm

Obviously that smart little lady has discovered peroxide!

I shall die before if i ever see a true smart blonde

de5p0i1er · 13-05-2002 2:48am

theres got to be some bleach in there somewhere, noway was she a real blonde

woosaysdan · 13-05-2002 2:18pm

a smart blonde whats next building a snowman in may??? now there an idea snowmen!!!

zAbbo · 14-05-2002 3:25pm

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:cool:

Blonde Joke with a difference.

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