New Man Utd Kit

mfield

In the best interests of all confused current Man Utd supporters, Nike have announced that next year the Man Utd kit will feature a reversible shirt, similar to the current England shirt. One side will feature the existing Man Utd home kit but, once reversed, will transform into the current Arsenal home kit. This radical move is aimed specifically to pacify the Man Utd supporter who naturally expects his team to win all their home games and, at the very minimum, the Premiership. The new shirt will give the United supporter the opportunity to maximise his glory hunting potential by supporting whoever is likely to win the title. The new shirts are expected to go on sale in the Manchester strongholds of Hampshire, Surrey, Essex and Kent in the c lose season. For those supporters that are unable to wait that long they will be released to the genuine supporters of Malaysia, Papa New Guinea and Outer Mongolia within the next month. Next season could also see Arsenal shirts featuring reversible Leeds and Chelsea kits depending on who is doing well at the time, although the plans for the Aston Villa reversible shirt have been scrapped since the appointment of Graham Taylor.

castie

omg fool is all i can say.

b20uvkft6m5xwg

The new shirt will give the United supporter the opportunity to maximise his glory hunting potential by supporting whoever is likely to win the title.

That is true to a certain degree. I know a Man Utd head who started supporting Blackburn after they won the Premiership...Not a word of a lie!!

byte

Originally posted by 80project


That is true to a certain degree. I know a Man Utd head who started supporting Blackburn after they won the Premiership...Not a word of a lie!!

LMAO!

swan13

most utd fans are only supporting them because they were so succesful over the past few years. you could even see them walking out with ten minutes to go against arsenal

mfield

Originally posted by -=Castaway=-
omg fool is all i can say.

Who's the fool m8?

Mossy Monk

i know of a few who could do with that jersey. i know someone who supported 3 different English clubs during the nineties. Leeds United, Manchester United and Blackburn Rovers

Blitzkrieger

Originally posted by swan13
you could even see them walking out with ten minutes to go against arsenal

A lot of people do that. Remember the Arsenal fans leaving at half time last season?

joey D

Originally posted by swan13
most utd fans are only supporting them because they were so succesful over the past few years. you could even see them walking out with ten minutes to go against arsenal

Typical, illogical, small-minded ABU bullsh!t.

Bard

Originally posted by joey D


Typical, illogical, small-minded ABU bullsh!t.

perhaps- but absolutely true with regard to a helluva lot of Man Utd's support.

cournioni

Originally posted by swan13
most utd fans are only supporting them because they were so succesful over the past few years. you could even see them walking out with ten minutes to go against arsenal

Well if you knew anything about Manchester United then you'd know that they do this at every league game, when we're winning losing or drawing with the opposition. I had to leave five minutes before the final whistle a couple of years ago against Coventry when Johnsen first got that knee injury that he has been struggling with alot. I didn't want to but you have to get the plane home don't you. And anyway, the traffic outside OT after matches is absolutely outrageous. I've never seen anything quite like it before in my life.

I have to give mfield 1 out of 10 for originality on this topic. Come up with something new instead of coming up with the same old joke again and again please.

mfield

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER

Well if you knew anything about Manchester United then you'd know that they do this at every league game, when we're winning losing or drawing with the opposition. I had to leave five minutes before the final whistle a couple of years ago against Coventry when Johnsen first got that knee injury that he has been struggling with alot. I didn't want to but you have to get the plane home don't you. And anyway, the traffic outside OT after matches is absolutely outrageous. I've never seen anything quite like it before in my life.


I have to give mfield 1 out of 10 for originality on this topic. Come up with something new instead of coming up with the same old joke again and again please.

Ah here, will you ever calm down, it's only a bit of a laugh an you can give me 0 out of 10 for originality as I didn't even write the piece that I posted, and I posted it as I thought most of it was quite amusing, and I'm sure alot of readers have found it amusing too! It was great to see Arsenal beat United at Old Trafford in such a high stake game, a great accomplishment by any standards!

mfield.