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good relationship with God

  • 08-05-2002 8:00am
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    Rabies
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    70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
    came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,
    everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally
    and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have
    a good relationship with your God?"

    George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
    eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle
    of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when
    I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."

    "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

    A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
    "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
    But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with
    God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the
    light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"

    George's wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the
    refrigerator again!"


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