how do you use public toilets

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-05-2002 05:59PM #1

im bored, so here's a poll!

how do you take a no. 2 (ahem

) in a public jacks.

wee man · 02-05-2002 06:07PM

smak thats a bit personal isnt it.

wee man · 02-05-2002 06:10PM

smak how to use the public toilets.:p

Cutie-babe · 02-05-2002 06:10PM

Hover! Have ya seen the tiolets in dannos lately?

Fa78a57ard · 02-05-2002 06:14PM

agreed!!!

azezil · 02-05-2002 06:17PM

i usually cover the seat with toilet paper.

/oh look FatB has an admirer :rolleyes:

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-05-2002 06:18PM

i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too. damn you fatb!! why wont you stop stalking me!!

FatB · 02-05-2002 06:19PM

Originally posted by azezil

/oh look FatB has an admirer :rolleyes:

why...thanks azezil, i love you to..........

oh you mean Cutie-babe? ok ... ok ... i know now who you are on about........... SMAK!!!!

its flattering really though!

SantaHoe · 02-05-2002 06:20PM

I use the cubicles for having a wizz... there's just something I find weird about wizzing up against a porcilen wall with a bunch of other guys... I mean, we don't have them in my house, so it's not something I'm used to.... also peeing into the toilet bowl is less likely to splash wee all down the front of your pants (assuming it's a 'power-wiz' and not the tinkley kind).
I avoid poo'ing in public toilets if at all possible... again it's pretty weird having people outside being able to hear the splashes and heaving, roffflemayo

azezil · 02-05-2002 06:22PM

no ye feckin numnutz!

Fa78a57ard !! hello, the whole l33t fatbastard thing goin on there!! :rolleyes:

azezil · 02-05-2002 06:23PM

Originally posted by SantaHoe
I use the cubicles for having a wizz... there's just something I find weird about wizzing up against a porcilen wall with a bunch of other guys... I mean, we don't have them in my house, so it's not something I'm used to.... also peeing into the toilet bowl is less likely to splash wee all down the front of your pants (assuming it's a 'power-wiz' and not the tinkley kind).
I avoid poo'ing in public toilets if at all possible... again it's pretty weird having people outside being able to hear the splashes and heaving, roffflemayo

LMAO

Cutie-babe · 02-05-2002 06:25PM

Originally posted by smak
i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too. damn you fatb!! why wont you stop stalking me!!

excuse me?

FatB · 02-05-2002 06:25PM

Originally posted by smak
i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too.

[sarcasm]yeap, tis me alright! [/sarcasm]

FatB · 02-05-2002 06:26PM

Originally posted by azezil
no ye feckin numnutz!

Fa78a57ard !! hello, the whole l33t fatbastard thing goin on there!! :rolleyes:

AHhhhhhhhh i gets ya now! only messen with ya before!!!

wee man · 02-05-2002 06:29PM

smak you still didnt answer me.

azezil · 02-05-2002 06:31PM

Originally posted by FatB

AHhhhhhhhh i gets ya now! only messen with ya before!!!

no face it you're ugly... get over it!!

po0k · 02-05-2002 09:24PM

I find the urinal more then adequate for my needs.

I have actually considered getting a urinal installed in the en-suite in my house (when I do build it), getting up in the morning, eyes all ful of the sleepy gunk, half unconscious, head still swimming with semi-naked beauties, it's bloody hard to maintain accurate aim into a small target area from long distance(and relatively 2' is along distance).
Women complain about men leaving the seat up.
Ye get to shoot point blank ffs.

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