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how do you use public toilets

  • 02-05-2002 5:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭


    im bored, so here's a poll!

    how do you take a no. 2 (ahem :)) in a public jacks.

    how do you use a public toilet?? 45 votes

    i just sit, go, wash, leave.
    0% 0 votes
    i wipe the seat, sit, go, wash, leave.
    0% 0 votes
    i cover the seat in paper, sit, go, wash, leave
    26% 12 votes
    i tend to \'hover\' cos sitting on them seats is mank.
    17% 8 votes
    i use the urinal.
    6% 3 votes
    i use the cublicles for \'other\' uses. ;)
    13% 6 votes
    i dont use public toilets.
    4% 2 votes
    atari jaguar.
    31% 14 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭wee man


    smak thats a bit personal isnt it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭wee man


    smak how to use the public toilets.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Cutie-babe


    Hover! Have ya seen the tiolets in dannos lately?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Fa78a57ard


    agreed!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    i usually cover the seat with toilet paper.


    /oh look FatB has an admirer :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too. damn you fatb!! why wont you stop stalking me!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭FatB


    Originally posted by azezil

    /oh look FatB has an admirer :rolleyes:

    why...thanks azezil, i love you to.......... :) oh you mean Cutie-babe? ok ... ok ... i know now who you are on about........... SMAK!!!! :D its flattering really though! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    I use the cubicles for having a wizz... there's just something I find weird about wizzing up against a porcilen wall with a bunch of other guys... I mean, we don't have them in my house, so it's not something I'm used to.... also peeing into the toilet bowl is less likely to splash wee all down the front of your pants (assuming it's a 'power-wiz' and not the tinkley kind).
    I avoid poo'ing in public toilets if at all possible... again it's pretty weird having people outside being able to hear the splashes and heaving, roffflemayo :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    no ye feckin numnutz! :D

    Fa78a57ard !! hello, the whole l33t fatbastard thing goin on there!! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by SantaHoe
    I use the cubicles for having a wizz... there's just something I find weird about wizzing up against a porcilen wall with a bunch of other guys... I mean, we don't have them in my house, so it's not something I'm used to.... also peeing into the toilet bowl is less likely to splash wee all down the front of your pants (assuming it's a 'power-wiz' and not the tinkley kind).
    I avoid poo'ing in public toilets if at all possible... again it's pretty weird having people outside being able to hear the splashes and heaving, roffflemayo :D
    LMAO :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Cutie-babe


    Originally posted by smak
    i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too. damn you fatb!! why wont you stop stalking me!!
    excuse me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭FatB


    Originally posted by smak
    i think you'll find cutie-babe is him too.
    [sarcasm]yeap, tis me alright! [/sarcasm]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭FatB


    Originally posted by azezil
    no ye feckin numnutz! :D

    Fa78a57ard !! hello, the whole l33t fatbastard thing goin on there!! :rolleyes:

    AHhhhhhhhh i gets ya now! only messen with ya before!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭wee man


    smak you still didnt answer me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by FatB


    AHhhhhhhhh i gets ya now! only messen with ya before!!!
    no face it you're ugly... get over it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    I find the urinal more then adequate for my needs.

    I have actually considered getting a urinal installed in the en-suite in my house (when I do build it), getting up in the morning, eyes all ful of the sleepy gunk, half unconscious, head still swimming with semi-naked beauties, it's bloody hard to maintain accurate aim into a small target area from long distance(and relatively 2' is along distance).
    Women complain about men leaving the seat up.
    Ye get to shoot point blank ffs.


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