a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

beardedchicken

ok, so what's the funniest/ strangest/ most profound/ downright wierdest thing you've read off the back of a public toilet door?

Khynareth

That's from one of U2's songs. Can't remember which though...

Read stupid things yes, but nothing too weird...

*Tries hard to remember*Gives up*Was probably too drunk*

Gaz

Cant say ive hung around public toilets all that much .... yeah right you just happend to read it !

But one of the sickest things ive seen was in a cubicle in a place i used to work, the back of the door was covered in snot , with a note on top asking "who can flick the biggest one ?" The door was snot covered from top to bottom ...really turned my stomach
but funny in a sicko kinda way none the less !!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

written on the wall of one of the bathrooms here in college was

(in blue ink) lads, (puffters **** off), i was foolin around with the girlfriend last night and she mentioned anal sex, now I'm up for a lot of things but I'm just not sure about this. What do you think, have you ever done it?
tx

(in red ink) yeah, I've done it, it's great. go on, give it a go.

(in black ink) yeah, give it a go, nothing to lose!!


that had me wondering for a minute or two

beardedchicken

what? the "a woman......" bit?

that was graffitti seen on college campuses in the US at the height of the women's liberation campaign in the 60s, afaik, but you could be right, U2 could have stolen it- never heard it myself, though!

po0k

Over mens urinals:

"We don't sell our beer, we just rent it"

Khynareth

Originally posted by beardedchicken
what? the "a woman......" bit?

that was graffitti seen on college campuses in the US at the height of the women's liberation campaign in the 60s, afaik, but you could be right, U2 could have stolen it- never heard it myself, though!

May be, I know I heard it from Arthung (sp?) Baby.

woosaysdan

In a toilet in my local sum1 wrote

"Here i sit and comtemplate, should i **** or masterbate"

Kolodny

Originally posted by Khynareth


May be, I know I heard it from Arthung (sp?) Baby.

You're right. It's from 'Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World'.

I've seen loads of great stuff written on doors around the ladies toilets in pubs around Dublin but I can't remember any witty ones right now.

I wil have to go on a pub crawl tonight and report back tomorrow.

The_Bullman

pretty lame one in the cubicle.

toilet tennis see other side......and on the other side it says toilet tennis see other side.



a class one i saw on a urinal.

it was written well sprawled and spaced out. starting just off to the right of the urinal.


if you are reading this you are now pissing on your right leg

amp

Not on a mens urinals but graffiti on a wall. It said simply "Poo" which I found hilarious. I keep hoping to see others like Flip, Darn and Good Heavens.

Puck

I love my balls.

Bluehair

(printed in tiny writing about 7-8 feet above the floor and positioned directly over the urinals)

Did you know that as you crane your neck upwards to read this you are more than likely dribbling piss all down your own leg??

sisob

In DCU

"Even the toilet grafitti is better in Trinity"
:cool:

Khynareth

Originally posted by The_Bullman
pretty lame one in the cubicle.

toilet tennis see other side......and on the other side it says toilet tennis see other side.

That's in the Lady's in Fibbers. Probably elsewhere too, but still...

Mercury_Tilt

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GOR3GR1ND

In Eamonn Dorans

"I came here to drown some kittens"

"That's funny I came here to disembowel a pregnant whore"

Well, I found it funny.
I'm not a cat person.:p

immort4l

Wow,g0r3gr1nd is on boards.This is truly an emotional moment - immort4l,papashiv0,renton,samoth(we all wish you well)

woosaysdan

theres always that classic
" the toilet paper here is like John Wayne!!!! Rough tough and takes no sh!t from any1"

pure classic!!!:D

JustHalf

I much prefer.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle surely implies that a man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish, and quite frankly this is retarded, as bicycles clearly like donkeys.

neuro-praxis

On the wall of the ladies toilets in Caulfields pub in Maynooth, this is scrawled in huge letters:

PAMELA IS A SULT.

Khynareth

Originally posted by JustHalf
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle surely implies that a man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish, and quite frankly this is retarded, as bicycles clearly like donkeys.

That's Malkavian talk... I love it!

JustHalf

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
On the wall of the ladies toilets in Caulfields pub in Maynooth, this is scrawled in huge letters:

PAMELA IS A SULT.

Well she is. 10p a go I hear.

And you should be more forgiving about spelling mistakes. That's not very nice at all.

Asok

Once you enter this fine hall
use the paper not the wall
if there`s no paper to be found
Rub your arse along the ground
The management

sum place on the way to galway

Blade

http://www.fishonabike.com/

From Guinness to Microsoft the ole fish on a bike expressions have done the rounds