the simpsons makes us all happy

Kurdt

yes yes another pointless thread but it'll make the vast majority of us smile...

SIMPSONS quotes

we started it in the chatroom last nite so why not continue it?

ralph: "me fail english? thats unpossible!"


homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

indie_chick

"must kill Moe, Must kill Moe....WEEEEEEEEEEE, must kill Moe, Must kill Moe...WEEEEEEE"

Dan of Ilk

Meltdown is such a harsh word Kent, we prefer to use the term unrequested fission surplus.

Its recess everywhere but in his heart.

Marge, can I have a brownie
No homer they're for after dinner
Marge, can I have dinner

You may remember me from such documentaries as "Man vs Nature...the road to victory"

indie_chick

"that cactus is right...i need to knock him out"

"marge, turn down the heat...thats better"

hehee`!

roxy

Poor Aunt Hortence.....boohoohoo...woohoo!....boohoohoo... woohoo!

Hawaii here we come! Ananagooly-wakawally-anaola-nanalulu-wa-hawaii!!

Vladimar

Mr. Burns to U2 - "****"

Some guy - "I like the name, 'Max Power'"
Homer - "Thanks, I got it from a hairdryer"

Lisa - "Oh pidgeon, I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming in disease!"

Lenny

You may be intrested in this Simpsons random quote that a boards member made a few months back

kitton

P.A.R.T...why?cos we've got to!

i'm not not licking toads.

Circe

"Save me Jebus!"

"Hens love roosters, geese love ganders - everybody else loves Ned Flanders" - the theme song to the mini-show about Ned called "Love that God".

"Hail to our ant overlords"

Best episodes -

Timmy O'Toole - when Bart pretends to be a little boy trapped in a well and a host of celebrities (including Sting)record a fundraising song called "We're sending our love down the well"

Cape Fear - Sideshow Bob comes after Bart again, so the family changes its name to Thompson and moves to Cape Fear.

"Bart, do you like my new chainsaw & hockey mask?"
"Hello Mr Thompson" "I think he's talking to you"

Brad Goodman - the family starts to follow the teachings of self-help guru and author of "Owning your okayness", Brad Goodman. Bart becomes the town's role model.

The townspeople - "Be like the boy"
The old people - "We like Roy"

"Sweet liquor eases the pain"

Bart sells his soul - Milhouse buys Bart's soul - suddenly, sliding doors won't open and Bart can't laugh at Itchy & Scratchy - a classic!

Finally, I know this isn't from the Simpsons, but it's also from the pen of Matt Groening (Futurama).

Bender to Beck - "Wow, I wish I could be a musician-poet who transcends genres, even as he creates them"

Gaz

Cape Fear - Sideshow Bob comes after Bart again, so the family changes its name to Thompson and moves to Cape Fear.

Actually they moved to terror lake ... call youself a simpsons fan ...pfffff


New feelings BREWING in DUFFMAN !! OOoohhh YEeeaaahhhh

evil_L

the chinese guy in the chinese restaurant on the phone:
"hi! hi! hi!...bye!"

Homer: Mmmm... bowling alley fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... urinal fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... elephant fresh.

Homer: Mmmm... soylent green.

Homer: Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things

Homer: Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...

"i am evil homer! i am evil homer!"

indie_chick

Larry (M Burns' Son): If this party gets any livlier, a funeral will break out"

Sign outside church: We Put in the FUN in funeral

Homer:"Larry and I have so much in common, even more than me and you Marge.If i was stranded on a desert island with one person it would be Larry"
Marge: "Are you sitting on the Apple Pie Grandpa?"
Granpa: "I hope not"

freakofnature

marge: 'homer are you planning on putting all our money in your grease business?'
homer: no, in wise savings and investments. puh! of course with grease

thejayo

"Smithers, take us down"
"But sir, you're flying the plane!"
"Excellent............."

AtlantaSuburb

homer - "ooooh, they have the internet on computers now!"

barney's yoko type girlfriend - "I just want a bowler hat filled with springwater and a single plum floating in it!"
moe - *slams it on the bar like a duff*


only funny for true r.e.m. addicts, which i guess is the reason why i love it:

michael *kicks walls and wreakes general destruction on homer's garage*
peter *restrains him* *sotthingly* michael, this is not the r.e.m. way!

:-)

AtlantaSuburb:cool:

Vladimar

correction:

Marge: "Are you sitting on the Apple Pie Grandpa?"
Granpa: "I hope not"

it should be
Marge: "Are you sitting on the Apple Pie Grandpa?"
Granpa: "I sure hope so"

not a quote, but in the simpsons, the sign on the gate of the cemetary:
"Come for the funeral, stay for the pie"

Mr. Burns "smithers, dismember the corpse and send his wife a corsage"

Homer "Jesus! Allah! Buddah! I love you all!"

Homer [while reading a kama sutra book in the car] "hey marge, they stole our idea!"
Marge "oh yeah!"

Homer:
"me loose brain?
Why I laugh?"

Homer "metal deely...used to...dig...food"
Marge "a spoon?"
Homer "Ya ya gimme!"

Pilot:
"We are now approaching itchy and scratchy land, the land where nothing can possiblI go wrong.
Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

Marge "Well Jerry Springer couldn't solve our problem"
Lisa "And now he's dead."

And I'm spent.