sex while listening to music!!

dicey_reilly

wot type of music??????

koneko

Heavy metal.

You do know when you're typing messages on a forum/board, you can use more words and letters? It's not like a text message?

dicey_reilly

ya i actually do know that but i try to keep everything short and simple and to d point!!!!

Dr. Loon

Thumpin' drum n bass or else some hard heavy metal, maybe Sepultura, Slayer. Really gets the vibe goin' *



* - sarcasm device borrowed without permission from WhiteWashMan

Hairy Homer

You just know that those who listen to pumping drum and bass and heavy metal during sex are talking about autoeroticism, don't you?

It's got to be slow and rhythmic.

Marvin Gaye. Van Morrisson.

Or classical.

Get yourself Artur Rubinstein's collection of Chopin Nocturnes. You won't regret it.

Bateman

Get yourself Artur Rubinstein's collection of Chopin Nocturnes.

and get a partner while your'e at it!:D

dicey_reilly

OK FELLAS NOW UV GOT ME ALL CONFUSED!

Dr. Loon

I also find Metallica's Kill 'em all quite soothing, and the Iron Maiden song fear of the dark sets the mood quite nicely as well. Just think about it

Hairy Homer

You just know that those who listen to pumping drum and bass and heavy metal during sex are talking about autoeroticism, don't you?

It's got to be slow and rhythmic.

Marvin Gaye. Van Morrisson.

Or classical.

Get yourself Artur Rubinstein's collection of Chopin Nocturnes. You won't regret it.

OLDYELLAR

muse and stubble dicey , muse and stubble !

CHRISTYG

The song that "DOES IT" for me and Roberta-well, a few, but the one in particular- is "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Eva Cassidy or Faith Hill. As soon as the first note of that song comes on, we're in each other's arms, kissing and cuddling like teenagers (We're not, it's a more mature love affair, because we were friends for 5 years beforehand!)

s8n

simple........so what by metallica or a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying by the bloodhound gang

Hellrazer

Portis head does it for me

doubledown

The Imperial March.

Yeah!!!

zAbbo

I`m a big Portishead fan, but it`s ridin we`re on about here not morgue type music. that said:
Half Day Closing - Portishead

dicey_reilly

OK ALL GREAT SUGGESTIONS EASY KNOWN THEYRE FROM FELLAS!!!!!
BUT I WANT SUNTHIN ROMANTIC!!! 2 SEDUCE HIM WIT!!!!

zAbbo

AC/DC - Big Balls
ahem...
Music don`t seduce fellas, and if you don`t know what does then it ain`t my place to tell...ask your mom

Ser

hard bangin techno, for obvious reasons my gf luvs it

mise

reckon stuff like mooon safari - air, radiohead - i might be wrong. for the birds - the frames, or other acoustic stuff like turin brakes, is the bizz for mellowing things out

immort4l

Having sex while driving a bus full of nuns off a cliff blaring #we are the chamions'?

Ah no though,it's gotta be metal-somethin fast

Dr. Loon

I'm sure Angelwhore might be able to give you some obscure Scandinavian metal bands to try! Why don't you give it a shot?

mise

oh yeah and any jeff buckley stuff

OLDYELLAR

jeff buckley , hey i had jeff buckley alleluia lined up for my funeral song .

seamus

Originally posted by dicey_reilly
OK ALL GREAT SUGGESTIONS EASY KNOWN THEYRE FROM FELLAS!!!!!
BUT I WANT SUNTHIN ROMANTIC!!! 2 SEDUCE HIM WIT!!!!

How to seduce a man: Feed Him. Strip Off.

Music doesn't work. Metal will make him energetic alright, but not necessarily horny. Personally, any of RCHP's slower stuff and that song 'Teardrop' (forget who did it) are pretty cool.

Khynareth

It really depends on who you're having sex with... Now to seduce a guy... Well don't necessarily try music, and probably not something romantic...

Nature helpd you with certain apendages....

.... like a brain....

(No I wasn't thinking of anything else)

use it!

zAbbo

Teardrop - Massive Attack

whip ut tits out i say and post pics as well

Kali

are you looking for mood music? or as the title says music to have sex to?

music during sex especially metal is just very strange, and quite sad... if anything try something non-obtrusive, at a low volume and with no discernable thump-thump beat... just picturing ppl going at it with metallica on is hilarious.

for gods sake get yourself one of the following:
miles davis - kind of blue or sketchs of spain (very beautiful), beth orton - trailer park, galaxie 500 - this is our music, nightmares on wax - carboot soul, even some mogwai, if your totally confident some corduroy (real funky bass type stuff) would be a laugh

sensual yet not overbearing music is what you want.

none of this air or david gray twoddle, and marvin gaye? come on as good as he is if your going that way you might as well put on barry white or something equally stereotypical

i cant get this music doesnt work attitude, it can definitly aid any mood/situation as long as its not spinal tap (working on a sex farm, getting out my piitchfork, ploughing your hay etc. etc. hehe)

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
I'm sure Angelwhore might be able to give you some obscure Scandinavian metal bands to try! Why don't you give it a shot?

Er...

I was going to suggest some more mellow goth stuff.
But, if it's obscure Scandinavian Metal you're aftert...
Try Borknagar.
Any singer they had was always a Classicaly trained Opera singer.
Very mood setting.

harVee

Nothing worse than having to stop half way to turn the record over...

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by harVee
Nothing worse than having to stop half way to turn the record over...

Pffle!
CD player. Repeat.
What's the problem?

papashiv0

Originally posted by immort4l
Having sex while driving a bus full of nuns off a cliff blaring #we are the chamions'?

My idea you thief! But i never said anything about having sex while doing it , just me the nuns and the bus. The words of the song were ment to be changed to 'I am the champion' aswell.

immort4l

Quiet biscuit face.Yeah , borknagar would be good but how about some anal **** for some 49 songs an album warp speed extreme sex?

papashiv0

You have problems nuns like it missionary everyone knows that.

Mutz

Get the Recent Incubus album 'Morning View';

Tracks 3, 9, 11, 13: Always worked for me!

Also Thin Lizzy 'Parisian Walkways' and 'Still in love with You' from The Best of album.

Pearl Jam: 'Black' from the album Ten

hmmmmm this is a great post

But seriously, the above incubus songs are great!

Clintons Cat

zero seven>simple things
the karma collection MOS>1st disk
Euphoria"true"2nd disk

Wook

for gods sake get yourself one of the following:
miles davis - kind of blue or sketchs of spain (very beautiful), beth orton - trailer park, galaxie 500 - this is our music, nightmares on wax - carboot soul, even some mogwai, if your totally confident some corduroy (real funky bass type stuff) would be a laugh


good taste of music, my compliments

PiE

Smashing Pumpkins - "Adore"

Cheez

why slap porn bass of course!

immort4l

Originally posted by Cheez
why slap porn bass of course!

How Sleazy can you get man ?

Hairy Homer

Originally posted by Kali
just picturing ppl going at it with metallica on is hilarious.

You're right there. I haven't stopped giggling.


marvin gaye? come on as good as he is if your going that way you might as well put on barry white or something equally stereotypical

Let's Get It awwnnnn!!! may be stereotypical but at least that probably means it's worked for a lot of people.

Actually, the best one I think is Ike and Tina Turner's brilliant cover of Whole Lotta Love!!!!

But then you really need an album full of stuff if you're going to do things properly. A single is over in three minutes. Which is no use at all unless you're a spotty 22 year old trying to break his duck.

Scruff

I'd say Massive Attack or anything like it but the thing to remember is you'll only need a couple of tracks of the music you decide on because after a few tracks the sound of a donkey having tarpaulin pulled out its arse* won't distract ye! thats if things are going well....


* Thank you Tommy Teirnan for that

alb

Divine comedy

harVee

Originally posted by AngelWhore
What's wrong with CD's press repeat etc.

HA!
C'mon Angelwhore, you must know that people with vinyl get more....

beardedchicken

Originally posted by Seamus

How to seduce a man: Feed Him. Strip Off.

quote:

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Originally posted by Dr. Loon
I'm sure Angelwhore might be able to give you some obscure Scandinavian metal bands to try! Why don't you give it a shot?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Angelwhore
if it's obscure Scandinavian Metal you're aftert...
Try Borknagar.

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you all so much for that!!! i practically wet myself!! ah dear!!

cackle!!!!

Velvet Vocals

It can only be what I call "bump and grind" music

Some fine examples would be AL Green, Marvin Gay, Peggy Lee and of course Barry White..

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by harVee

HA!
C'mon Angelwhore, you must know that people with vinyl get more....

Damn you!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!