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Brands of Condoms

  • 24-04-2002 11:13am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    Not sure if this was posted before but i think its pretty funny....
    enjoy.....




    Imagine if all major brands started making their own condoms and keeping the same tag line............

    Sainsburys Condoms - making life taste better

    Tescos Condoms - every little helps

    AA Condoms - To our members, we're the 4th emergency service!

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

    Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

    BMW condoms - the ultimate driving machine

    Frosty Boy condoms - often licked, never beaten


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Ha ha lovin' it lovin' it:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    was posted b4 but you had a few that werent there last time

    mad me laugh :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    some of those i havnt seen before. very good.

    microsoft condoms: where do you want to go today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,782 ✭✭✭Xterminator


    Those domestos condoms get right under the rim !

    Thats not bringing a pleasant image to mind. Eugh!

    X


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    aahahahahahhahah sweet!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    bulmers condom : all in its own good time :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    A few of my own additions:
    Coca Cola Condoms - You can't beat the feeling!
    Nokia Condoms - Connecting People
    Guinness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait.


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